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[illbeaknight]

you know there is no point in being in the great hall if THERE IS NOT FOOD. it's a very false promise to lead me here and make me sit and listen to the bloody idiot if there isn't even TART or something

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[whoneedssocks]

Won't someone wake me up when this is over?

[quodpotsucks]

If I can't sleep through this, neither can you.

[whoneedssocks]

Ginny's managed it.

[mimbulus_crazy]

Did Zacharias just ask him why he's such a prat?

[footballsbetter]

BRILLIANT.

See, Neville. I told you it'd be worth your time!

[mimbulus_crazy]

YEAH!

You were right then. Did sleep through the first bit though. But this is great!

[twohundredsix]

Oh for heaven's sake. Would you just listen to that Tramp Parkinson? "Oh Minister Fudge, you're obviously the best MAN for the job, I can't understand why these Silly Heads don't just give up and lap up your rubbish! Oh let me bake you some cookies and scrub your floor!" BLEAH!!

[iamfinereally]

Between her and Smith, this is becoming a right circus.
Parkinson being both the elephant and the freak show, of course.

[twohundredsix]

I really wish Zacharias wouldn't yell, so. It's distracting from serious questions. I for one want to get his stance on breaching the rifts between the Centaurs and Giants.
Hahaha. A big FAT elephant, in a gaudy pink tutu.

[iamfinereally]

Well, it's not as though Fudge has his OWN stance on anything, anyway. Why do you think all those Aurors are here?

Oh, and she'd HAVE to have a crown, of COURSE. She'd be the Queen of the Elephants!

[quodpotsucks]

I think they're going after him but I can't see anything from over here!!

Just a lot of Aurors chasing after an upturned mop(?)

Can somebody closer let us in the back know what's going on?

[footballsbetter]

That's SMITH!!!

DODGE 'EM SMITH! FAKE EM OUT! LE-NO RIGHT! RIGHT!!!
GO THROU--YEAH, YEAH! SPIN OUT, NO!

If he played football more he'd've been able to outrun those Aurors!
Ah well. So ends an era.

[whoneedssocks]

Hold on, looks like he's got a hold on the door.

[quodpotsucks]

Did he just insult Fudge's hat?

[rathergiggly]

i dozed off what'd i miss?? what's fudge so mad about why's he threatening to have people thrown out???

[whoneedssocks]

Zacharias.

[twohundredsix]

He got thrown out because he was questioning Fudge's questionable policies, and now he's threatening to throw the next person who interrupts out!! Facist bugger.

[footballsbetter]

Fudge is mad because Zacharias is BRILLIANT and just got carried off by Aurors and did some really good fakeouts before they caught him and he insulted Fudge's hat, holding onto the door with his FEET!

Gin, it was brilliant. You should snore, so I would've known to wake you up.