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[illbeaknight]

FRED AND GEORGE

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[rathergiggly]

OH RIGHT YEAH YOU'RE MAKING IT SEEM LIKE THEY'RE DEADLY OR SOMETHING I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MINE IS PERFECTLY WELL BEHAVED YOU'VE BEEN NEGLECTING YOURS I KNOW IT AND NOW YOU'VE UPSET IT SERVES YOU RIGHT THE POOR THING

[illbeaknight]

THE POOR THING?! GINNY IT BITES AND EATS EVERYTHING AND YOU FEEL SORRY FOR IT? WHERE IS THE SYMPATHY FOR AN OLDER BROTHER?! BLOOD IS THICKER THAN PARCHMENT GINNY. MUCH THICKER.

[rathergiggly]

YES BUT THEY'RE REALLY QUITE NICE IF YOU TREAT THEM WELL ENOUGH AND HONESTLY THEY DON'T EAT EVERYTHING JUST THE OCCASIONAL SWEET. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN KEEPING IT, ANYWAY? ON THE FLOOR KNOWING YOU. MAKE IT A BED AND TRY PATTING IT WOULD YOU?

[illbeaknight]

I WILL NOT MAKE IT A BED IT IS NOT A PERSON, GIN. IT SHOULD NOT HAVE FEELINGS OR GET INDIGNANT OR ANYTHING WHEN I SET IT ON THE BEDTABLE.

I HAVE NOT BEEN LEAVING IT ON THE FLOOR. I LOST IT IN MY TRUNK. MADAME KNOW-EVERYTHING.

[www_inc]

Oh, very nice Ronnie. Make the journals look bad, why don't you. You're the one who's been ignoring it, as Ginny said! They're perfectly well behaved if you treat them with the care they deserve! Not impressed, Ronnie.

[illbeaknight]

CARE THEY DESERVE, EH?

And what sort of care is that, brothers of mine? Do I have to pet it and stroke it and give it a name and carry it with me in a special knitted purse and feed it squeaking sugar mice? BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO APPEASE MAD TECHNOLOGY.

YOU HEXED MINE. ADMIT IT!

[www_inc]

Really.

After all we've done for you!

Sacrified!

You're going to sit there and insult our life's work, as well as our integrity! Well, then. You can just deal with the book on your own, Ronnie.

[illbeaknight]

don't pretend this upsets you, because come on you are both sitting in the basement of the wheezes and sniggering at me and my silly missing fingers, and how clever you both were about sending me the daft one that likes the taste of HUMAN FLESH.

DO NOT CALL ME RONNIE.

AND FIX THIS NOW.

[mimbulus_crazy]

Put it under a breadbox!

[illbeaknight]

does that ever work?

[mimbulus_crazy]

It kept mine from growling, at least. I think it gnawed a bit on the corners though.

[illbeaknight]

I reckon writing in it keeps it happy and that's why mine is so INSANE.

but the breadbox sounds promising, BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT GETS THE WAND.

[theprettytwin]

Motherly Force?
Seriously, Ronald.

[illbeaknight]

YOU ARE NOT A WEASLEY YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Calling out mum is roughly the equivalent of having one's hair yanked out PIECE BY PIECE. Not only does it hurt, it takes forever and it's pretty angry with you.

[theprettytwin]

My hair?
Is it that bad?

wow.

[illbeaknight]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

yeah. IT IS.