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[illbeaknight]

OW.

My aching head.

I, Ronald Bilius Weasley do hereby formally apologize for my insensitivity to the plight of house elves. It was rude and uncalled for to mock such an organization as spew which works diligently to better the standing of those in wizarding society among the less fortunate. Just because I was born to privilege as a full-blooded

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[rathergiggly]

sounds good i'll play winner though once you and harry play (which pretty much means you) i don't think he's checking his natter i think he's taking a nap but i'll go sing at him until he wakes up be there in just a second!!

[illbeaknight]

oh thank merlin, i will be down in crime scene KITCHEN waiting on you two, you never know harry might beat me now that i only have one working hand.

[parchmentandink]

RONALD! It's S.P.E.W, not spew!

SEE ME IN THE KITCHEN

[illbeaknight]

I SAW YOU IN THE KITCHEN NOT TEN MINUTES AGO.

I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT BLOODY KITCHEN TO HEAR YOU YELL AT ME SOME MORE. I AM GOING TO PLAY CHESS!! WITH HARRY!! AND GINNY!! AND NOT TALK ABOUT HOW USELESS I AM WITH THEM.

S.P.E.W, spew, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE HERMIONE I APOLOGIZED LIKE YOU TOLD ME TOO AND NOW I AM DONE!

[parchmentandink]

But you STILL mocked S.P.E.W. in that letter of yours! I want you to rewrite that right now with the correct title. It doesn't count when you still make fun during the apology.

[illbeaknight]

I am not "making fun" Hermione, I am clearly very sorry about the events that have taken place, because as you like to say, my poor attitude and snobbish regard for house elves is really very demeaning to them and reflects poorly on my character, and if I would just join spew I could learn to mend my ways and become the kind of good person you know I can be.

[mimbulus_crazy]

I'm afraid to ask what happened.

[illbeaknight]

be afraid neville. BE AFRAID FOR YOUR LIFE. DO NOT INSULT SPEW DO NOT INSULT HOUSE ELVES DO NOT INSULT NATTERS DO NOT INSULT SPATULA DO NOT INSULT KNARLS DO NOT INSULT KNEAZLES DO NOT INSULT CENTAURS DO NOT INSULT MANTICORES, LEST HER WRATH BE UPON YOU!

[mimbulus_crazy]

Really, Ron, Hermione isn't that bad.

[illbeaknight]

LEFT ARM, NEVILLE.

left arm.

[whatherocomplex]

I'm staying out of this.

[illbeaknight]

yeah yeah, good idea you wouldn't want her to mess up your seeking arm or anything.

[whatherocomplex]

No actually it's just not as fun as you might think having two people screaming at eachother over your head.

[illbeaknight]

but we're not screaming harry, we are discussing.

actually, she is discussing, and i am getting glassy-eyed.