My Annotated Emmy Post
So I will update this as I watch things on the Emmy's tonight and then post when it's over. Oh, and I'm going to misspell things. It's a shame I don't care. Oh, and when I say "BREAK", that's me taking a break from the actual show to give my 2 cents.
PRE-SHOW
-Portia de Rossi is gorgeous.
-OMG APPEARANCE BY BRITNEY?!
-Kate Walsh is so pretty and so funny.
-Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are rtes cute together
-Julia Louis Dryfus = Elaine Bennis aaf.
BREAK: I wish I could get people to send me really pretty dresses to wear. :(
-STEVE CARRELL FTW!!!! I love that he's married to the woman who plays -- in 'The Office'. He just seems like such a sweet guy.
-Tony Shaloub!!! I wish I still watched Monk like I used to.
-The Emmy's went green? Oh yayyyy.
-Eva Longoria is DAMN tiny.
-Jon Stewart! He is so much better looking in real life. "Don't drink so mch" -- Jon Stewart, ugh please marry me. Yes, that's right. Marry me.
-Katherine Heigl is really adorable. The lipstick is a bit much, but she's so cute.
EMMY'S
-LOL STEWIE AND BRIAN
-Ryan Seacrest, you should be talking about voting.. and fighting with Simon Cowell, and wearing your designer distressed jeans and fantabulous questionably-gay shirts.
-William Shatner, I want you to win so badly. He is so funny
-So Ryan Seacrest should not be showing off his skills of knowing designers. It just makes him seem really really really really gay.
-I would love to hear Ryan Seacrest sing.
-Ray Romano looks like Tony Danza with that haircut.
-RAINN WILSON FTW!!! Or at least should have been... In my heart, it's Rainn Wilson ftw... :(
-Michael Emerson, T.R. Knight, Terry O'Quinn, and William Shatner... if any of them win, I'll be pleased.
-OMG JOHN LOCKE! WTF! I'm so glad someone from 'Lost' won.. LOL He is so funny! I hate his character, but I like him.
-LOL JOKE ABOUT PAULA BEING HIGH!!! YEAH!
-Tina Fey, you so funny!
-If Jenna Fischer does not win, I will be SOOOO upset. She deserves to win so much. She's phenomenal at what she does. But Vanessa Williams could get it.
-OMG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. JAIME PRESSLEY?!
-LOL KATHERINE HEIGEL CORRECTED THEM ON THE PRONUNCIATION OF HER NAME!
-Thomas Hayden Chruch made some sort of joke about going to the bathroom.. Kind of missed it, but alright.
-Ellen should host every awards show, imo.
-OMG ADRIAN GRENIER IS GORGEOUS.
-Oh, and Kevin Connelly went to my high school. Yayyy the only famous person to come out of Pat-Med.
KATHERINE HEIGEL WON! AND SHE SAID OH SHIT. Her mom is SO CUTE. Katherine is just so genuine, I really respect her. Awe, I'm tearing up! I feel like an idiot.
-Jennifer Love Hewitt? What happened to her?
-All of the comedy writing montage things were hilarious.
-Conan, eh? Erright I can dig it!
BREAK: I'm still really really really really pissed about Jenna Fischer.
-Tony Bennett and Christina Aguilera! They're so good! But it's like... very... flat? Maybe because it's just a piano, and people doing Fosee-esque dance moves. Tony Bennett is so old and he's so cute!
-I wish I could be a blogger at the Emmy's.
-OMG JOKE ABOUT V-HUDG! HILARIOUSSSSSSSS.
-JERSEY BOYS PERFORMANCE COMING UP?! OMGZ! I hope it's the original cast and not the current one.
-I love Queen Latifah. She has such a presence, and such poise. She's elegant and graceful, and really wonderful.
-ROOTS! I read the beginning of this in 8th grade for Black History Month. How about that.
-BEN VEREEEEEEEEN! All my love to you, good sir.
-Neil Patrick Harris is really adorable.
-And lots of jokes about about Hayden Panettiere turning 18. She will always be that little girl from 'Remember the Titans' to me.
-Oh, the Sopranos won for Best Directing. ~SHOCKER~
BREAK: This year's Emmy's are really pissing me off.... I'm kinda bored, but like, whatevz.
-Oh geez, I was really hoping 'Lost' would beat out The Sopranos for the writing. 'Through The Looking Glass' was such a good finale.
-Steve Carell! He is so funny. Even when he isn't being funny, he really is. Did that make any sense? I don't think so.
-LOL FUNNY OFFICE MONTAGE! JOHN KRASINSKI DO ME PLEASE.
-DAILY SHOW!!!! YAYYYY!!!! I need to go back and see it again.
-Oh man, the Roast of William Shatner should win. That was absolutely hilarious. It won't win though, but that's alright. ....... Yeah, Tony Bennett won, what a ~shocker~
BREAK: Yeah, still kinda bored by all of this. La-la-la.
-JERSEY BOYS! WHATS UP! It is not the original cast, and I am let down. Because no other foursome can compare. But it's still good. Though we know it's not as good as the OBC. Okay, that's enough bitching on my part.
-Omg, let's leave the Sopranos cast on the screen for about another 15 minutes. This way, when people want to give speeches later, they cannot, because there will be no time left over.
-Patrick Dempsey! My mom loves him. As so I. He looks lovely this evening!
-LEWIS BLACK, UGH I LOVE YOU.
BREAK: I'm still really bored and have not been following at all.
-Oh hey Tom from Myspace.
-Oh hey Al Gore. Yous a passionate man.
-Brad Garret is really tall.
-Brad Garret is all about sexual humor.
-Where's Britney's apology?
-Tony Bennett > Tony Soprano.
-Tony Bennett does not have to go backstage after winning his Emmy. His Tony Bennet. He can do whatever the hell he wants.
-UGLY BETTY FOR BEST DIRECTING! Okay, so at least one of my shows won.
-LOL THE DANIEL RADCLIFFE EPISODE OF EXTRAS WAS NOMINATED.
-Ooohhh 2 episodes of 'The Office' were nominated.
-YAY THE OFFICE GAY WITCH HUNT!!! HOOOORAYYYYY!! 1 win for 'The Office' ... so how about it wins every other one? Oh okay.
-OMG Ryan Seacrest... that outfit... are you like, trying to prove you're gay? Go ahead, make a joke about not being gay.........it only makes us think you are even more.
-Wayne Brady! I want you to be on Whose Line again. You are so funny.
-GO RAINN WILSON! I think he's kind of attracting tbh.
-This whole Lyrics thing is kind of funny.
-"You picked a bad time to speak properly" LOLZ.
-OMG RAINN WILSON YOU RAPPED KANYE AND I THINK IT WAS IMPROMPTU! LOLILU!
-LOL Amazing Race. My question is, would Ryan Seacrest have come out and accepted the Emmy if Idol had won.
-Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert! YAY!
-LOL Leaf Blower! Run on Al Gore's tears!
-STEVE CARELL PLEASE.
-PLEASE.
-PLEASE.
-DAMN.
-Well, close enough. He's the original Michael Scott.
-LOL YEAH STEVE CARELL!!!!
-Sally Fields, you're kind of funny. And kind of cute.
-Aweee the tribute to the people who have died. :( I love and miss Petter Boyle a lot.
-WILLIAMSHATNER!<3
-AMERICA FERRERA FTW! HOORAY! I love her! She so deserved this.
-James Spader, I love you. I hope you win.
-OMG HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy!
-JAMES SPADER YOURE MY FAVE!
-OMG I HOPE THE OFFICE WINS.
-Ugh, 30 Rock, booooo.
-Tina Fey is just the best.
-BOSTON LEGAL FTW, PLEASE?
-OH THE SOPRANOS ~SHOCKER~
.....The Emmy's are over at 11:15? Well that's awkward.
And with that, goodnight.
PRE-SHOW
-Portia de Rossi is gorgeous.
-OMG APPEARANCE BY BRITNEY?!
-Kate Walsh is so pretty and so funny.
-Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are rtes cute together
-Julia Louis Dryfus = Elaine Bennis aaf.
BREAK: I wish I could get people to send me really pretty dresses to wear. :(
-STEVE CARRELL FTW!!!! I love that he's married to the woman who plays -- in 'The Office'. He just seems like such a sweet guy.
-Tony Shaloub!!! I wish I still watched Monk like I used to.
-The Emmy's went green? Oh yayyyy.
-Eva Longoria is DAMN tiny.
-Jon Stewart! He is so much better looking in real life. "Don't drink so mch" -- Jon Stewart, ugh please marry me. Yes, that's right. Marry me.
-Katherine Heigl is really adorable. The lipstick is a bit much, but she's so cute.
EMMY'S
-LOL STEWIE AND BRIAN
-Ryan Seacrest, you should be talking about voting.. and fighting with Simon Cowell, and wearing your designer distressed jeans and fantabulous questionably-gay shirts.
-William Shatner, I want you to win so badly. He is so funny
-So Ryan Seacrest should not be showing off his skills of knowing designers. It just makes him seem really really really really gay.
-I would love to hear Ryan Seacrest sing.
-Ray Romano looks like Tony Danza with that haircut.
-RAINN WILSON FTW!!! Or at least should have been... In my heart, it's Rainn Wilson ftw... :(
-Michael Emerson, T.R. Knight, Terry O'Quinn, and William Shatner... if any of them win, I'll be pleased.
-OMG JOHN LOCKE! WTF! I'm so glad someone from 'Lost' won.. LOL He is so funny! I hate his character, but I like him.
-LOL JOKE ABOUT PAULA BEING HIGH!!! YEAH!
-Tina Fey, you so funny!
-If Jenna Fischer does not win, I will be SOOOO upset. She deserves to win so much. She's phenomenal at what she does. But Vanessa Williams could get it.
-OMG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. JAIME PRESSLEY?!
-LOL KATHERINE HEIGEL CORRECTED THEM ON THE PRONUNCIATION OF HER NAME!
-Thomas Hayden Chruch made some sort of joke about going to the bathroom.. Kind of missed it, but alright.
-Ellen should host every awards show, imo.
-OMG ADRIAN GRENIER IS GORGEOUS.
-Oh, and Kevin Connelly went to my high school. Yayyy the only famous person to come out of Pat-Med.
KATHERINE HEIGEL WON! AND SHE SAID OH SHIT. Her mom is SO CUTE. Katherine is just so genuine, I really respect her. Awe, I'm tearing up! I feel like an idiot.
-Jennifer Love Hewitt? What happened to her?
-All of the comedy writing montage things were hilarious.
-Conan, eh? Erright I can dig it!
BREAK: I'm still really really really really pissed about Jenna Fischer.
-Tony Bennett and Christina Aguilera! They're so good! But it's like... very... flat? Maybe because it's just a piano, and people doing Fosee-esque dance moves. Tony Bennett is so old and he's so cute!
-I wish I could be a blogger at the Emmy's.
-OMG JOKE ABOUT V-HUDG! HILARIOUSSSSSSSS.
-JERSEY BOYS PERFORMANCE COMING UP?! OMGZ! I hope it's the original cast and not the current one.
-I love Queen Latifah. She has such a presence, and such poise. She's elegant and graceful, and really wonderful.
-ROOTS! I read the beginning of this in 8th grade for Black History Month. How about that.
-BEN VEREEEEEEEEN! All my love to you, good sir.
-Neil Patrick Harris is really adorable.
-And lots of jokes about about Hayden Panettiere turning 18. She will always be that little girl from 'Remember the Titans' to me.
-Oh, the Sopranos won for Best Directing. ~SHOCKER~
BREAK: This year's Emmy's are really pissing me off.... I'm kinda bored, but like, whatevz.
-Oh geez, I was really hoping 'Lost' would beat out The Sopranos for the writing. 'Through The Looking Glass' was such a good finale.
-Steve Carell! He is so funny. Even when he isn't being funny, he really is. Did that make any sense? I don't think so.
-LOL FUNNY OFFICE MONTAGE! JOHN KRASINSKI DO ME PLEASE.
-DAILY SHOW!!!! YAYYYY!!!! I need to go back and see it again.
-Oh man, the Roast of William Shatner should win. That was absolutely hilarious. It won't win though, but that's alright. ....... Yeah, Tony Bennett won, what a ~shocker~
BREAK: Yeah, still kinda bored by all of this. La-la-la.
-JERSEY BOYS! WHATS UP! It is not the original cast, and I am let down. Because no other foursome can compare. But it's still good. Though we know it's not as good as the OBC. Okay, that's enough bitching on my part.
-Omg, let's leave the Sopranos cast on the screen for about another 15 minutes. This way, when people want to give speeches later, they cannot, because there will be no time left over.
-Patrick Dempsey! My mom loves him. As so I. He looks lovely this evening!
-LEWIS BLACK, UGH I LOVE YOU.
BREAK: I'm still really bored and have not been following at all.
-Oh hey Tom from Myspace.
-Oh hey Al Gore. Yous a passionate man.
-Brad Garret is really tall.
-Brad Garret is all about sexual humor.
-Where's Britney's apology?
-Tony Bennett > Tony Soprano.
-Tony Bennett does not have to go backstage after winning his Emmy. His Tony Bennet. He can do whatever the hell he wants.
-UGLY BETTY FOR BEST DIRECTING! Okay, so at least one of my shows won.
-LOL THE DANIEL RADCLIFFE EPISODE OF EXTRAS WAS NOMINATED.
-Ooohhh 2 episodes of 'The Office' were nominated.
-YAY THE OFFICE GAY WITCH HUNT!!! HOOOORAYYYYY!! 1 win for 'The Office' ... so how about it wins every other one? Oh okay.
-OMG Ryan Seacrest... that outfit... are you like, trying to prove you're gay? Go ahead, make a joke about not being gay.........it only makes us think you are even more.
-Wayne Brady! I want you to be on Whose Line again. You are so funny.
-GO RAINN WILSON! I think he's kind of attracting tbh.
-This whole Lyrics thing is kind of funny.
-"You picked a bad time to speak properly" LOLZ.
-OMG RAINN WILSON YOU RAPPED KANYE AND I THINK IT WAS IMPROMPTU! LOLILU!
-LOL Amazing Race. My question is, would Ryan Seacrest have come out and accepted the Emmy if Idol had won.
-Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert! YAY!
-LOL Leaf Blower! Run on Al Gore's tears!
-STEVE CARELL PLEASE.
-PLEASE.
-PLEASE.
-DAMN.
-Well, close enough. He's the original Michael Scott.
-LOL YEAH STEVE CARELL!!!!
-Sally Fields, you're kind of funny. And kind of cute.
-Aweee the tribute to the people who have died. :( I love and miss Petter Boyle a lot.
-WILLIAMSHATNER!<3
-AMERICA FERRERA FTW! HOORAY! I love her! She so deserved this.
-James Spader, I love you. I hope you win.
-OMG HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy!
-JAMES SPADER YOURE MY FAVE!
-OMG I HOPE THE OFFICE WINS.
-Ugh, 30 Rock, booooo.
-Tina Fey is just the best.
-BOSTON LEGAL FTW, PLEASE?
-OH THE SOPRANOS ~SHOCKER~
.....The Emmy's are over at 11:15? Well that's awkward.
And with that, goodnight.