Bruce/Tony - Oblivious Bruce

[illezabeth]

Title: 5 Times He. Just. Didn’t. Get. It.

Author: illezabeth

Pairing: Tony/Bruce

Rating: PG-13

Prompt: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'm a physicist; flirt harder." In honour of this wise bumper sticker, give me five times Tony flirted with or came on to Bruce and he. Just. Didn't. Get. It.
+The 1st time Tony figured out how blatant he

Comments

[anonymous]

Why don't creative writing portfolios let you include fanfic? If they did this would have been awesome! :P

May have already begun planning a Natasha/Pepper companion piece... Who needs to revise, right? XD

(On spellchecking this, I realised that I'm just posting as a total stranger - This is where I'd tell you who I am, but looking back at it it's kinda obvious :P )

[illezabeth]

Lol, well if you need any proofreading doing, feel free to send it over AFTER you've done your exams x

[51stcenturyfox]

This is so... I'm just grinning. I think it was all of the anticipatory tension!

His mouth was deliberately millimetres away from Bruce’s ear and he could smell the mint shampoo the man had used that morning. It was the one Tony stocked all his bathrooms with and there was something strangely attractive about knowing Bruce was wearing his smell.

Man, that was an unexpectedly sexy little thing!

[illezabeth]

Thank you ^____^ now I'm grinning too, so we can match.

Ah, yes, but how does one get so close to Bruce Banner without it being sexy? ;)

[roonerspism]

Holy shit, holy shiiiiiiit <333

I already had all the love for Bruce/Tony, and now I have all the love for you and this fic as well.
The characterisations were perfect as far as I'm concerned, and I loved your use of the two movie quotes as the first flirts. Because come on, there's no denying Tony was flirting. Seriously :D

Lovely prose, great fic. I heart you so hard for writing it.

[illezabeth]

Thank you! I actually don't think Tony knows how to stop flirting XD

I'm happy you enjoyed!