I've decided that when I reach 75, I'm going to put on a gargantuan amount of weight so the fat pushes out my wrinkles and I look young again.
At least for a short while before I die of a heart attack.
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wtf? WTF? WTF?!
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD.
It wasn't enough to make a ridiculous Street Fighter movie back in 1994, where Ryu was pronounced
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ps. im going to have to get fat at like 45, since i'm white and have white people wrinkly skin. :(
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ah man..
you wrote about teddy ruxpin and hollister lmfao.
ahh...
remakes suck
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on...
YOUR FACE!... except.. not in that picture.
IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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besides the fact that
I KNOW WHEN STAN LEE CREATED HIM
HE WASN'T MEANT TO HAVE SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH
and his web shots came out of a wrist mechanism thing he made himself which held web catridges
anyway
if Spiderman, Spiderman, did whatever a Spider can, he'd shoot web out of his anus
let's giggle
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OH SHIT LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
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