that is most certainly not entirely accurate...sure, you are a nice slow beer drinking drunk, but you drink cause it tastes good too! and you're not boring, and you are not always laid back when drunk. p.s. you are a hot drunk.
the first beer i ever drank was a heineken. i found a huge box full of them in storage and i figured my parents wouldn't notice if i took just one. so i did, and i drank it. it was horrible (but i didn't know what beer was supposed to taste like) turns out it was waaaaaay too old and i threw up and then spent hours trying to figure out what to do with the half-drunk bottle. i wound up throwing it in the creek that runs through the back of my yard.
(you should in no way take this as a mataphor for our relationship, even if you ARE the heineken.)
this is a little disturbing as an anonymous post... I'd kind of like to know who you are, likening me to vomiting and then throwing me in the creek... kthanks.
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(you should in no way take this as a mataphor for our relationship, even if you ARE the heineken.)
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