What women want...

[illithidbix]

My informative and balanced view of two of my female friends informs me that what woman want from life is:

The ability to fly at Mach 2 with wings of chain and self-inflicted stigmata wounds whilst throwing each other into winged and tentacled cthulesc monstrosities whilst wielding a shapeshifting obsidian axe of death. All because Daddy wants

Comments

[eateroftoast]

Ermmmm, You possibly need to get a job or something.....

Sounds cool. :-)

[illithidbix]

Yes, I probably should. :-)

However that calculation took under quarter of an hour, and it only took that long cus I was trying to remember how you'd actually do it, technically I don't think there is anything beyond GCSE level maths and physics with it (although you only do actual calculations like that with trig etc at A-Level)

[cybertrixx]

Remember to take into account deceleration due to wind resistance as well as gravitation...

[damianobf]

also was this the speed before or after she hit something with the axe as that will have effected her sideways momentum

[clericalkender]

And, you know, going *through* the shaitan. I understand it didn't put up a lot of resistance (in terms of Polly-level death-physics, anyway), but it must've slowed her down a little...

Mmmmm Polly death physics. It's got a nice ring to it. Run a campaign! Do it!

Polly always wins.

Glee.

[cybertrixx]

I second this. Campaign! Campaign! Armageddon rocks. It's a superhero game cunningly disguised as WoD personal-horror, cunningly disguised as near future sci-fi mil-sim.

The major 'good guy' power is controlled by a mighty alliance between Odin (yes, the god of Norse fame), the Archangel Michelle (yes, Michelle - or Michael when she's feeling suitably fire-and-brimstone) and the ghost of Benjamin Franklin (seriously). Their adversary is the strongly Nazi-themed Army of Revelations led by the dark apostles of the Cthulhu/Warhammer Chaos-esque mad god Leviathan.

Stood against this unimaginable chaos-spawned horror, all the factionalised components of most of the world's mythologies (gods, angels, demons, fairies, vampires, werewolves, immortals) have been forced to join together and fight for the fate of the universe. It's so very awesome - and the rules system actually *works*