Say ten things behind people's back meme. aka why Tom would not make a good Paladin...
"List ten things you want to say to ten different people. Do not state who these people are. Do not confirm or deny any 'comment speculation'."
1) "So you're the one who thought it was a good idea to create this horribly vicious and cancerous meme, which encourages people to express their inner bitchiness behind the thinnest of veils and induces utterly irrational fits of paranoia in good and blameless people?
"Was there any good reason that justifies such an act?"
"Oh there isn't? Well in that case..."
"IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY I CLEANSE YOUR EVIL SHITTY CANCEROUS PRESENCE FROM THE FACE OF EXISTENCE!"
*draw's pair of kitchen knives*
*SLASH* *STAB* *SLASH*
*drops knives and picks up potato masher*
*MASH* *MASH* *MASH*
*smashes jar of jam on face*
*dumps box of fire ants over head*
"GOD DAMN YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT! TO THINK THAT SOME POOR WOMAN HAD TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOU!"
*Throws bucket of menstrual fluid and presses button which releases hungry bears.*
++++++FADE TO BLACK FOR EVERYONE'S BENEFIT++++++
2) You're awesome, I wouldn't have believed a person as cool as you existed before I met you.
3) I like you, you're a cool, fun and interesting person. You may have a few quirks that grate with my social imperfections at times, but utlimately your presence makes my life a happier place and I enjoy spending time with you. Hence I do.
The only reason I wouldn't say this to your face is that it sounds hideously contrived and would probably be rather awkward for us both. (and kinda makes me look a bit gay...). In many cases it is a great shame you don't accept this simple fact.
4) Neither of the two previous entries apply to you, (and if they should then I sadly have no knowledge of it), hence I make no effort try and interact with you.
The above 3 entries apply to pretty much everyone I've ever known....... Nothing more to add on the matter really.
And yes, no. 2 is (amongst others) giant robots.
1) "So you're the one who thought it was a good idea to create this horribly vicious and cancerous meme, which encourages people to express their inner bitchiness behind the thinnest of veils and induces utterly irrational fits of paranoia in good and blameless people?
"Was there any good reason that justifies such an act?"
"Oh there isn't? Well in that case..."
"IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY I CLEANSE YOUR EVIL SHITTY CANCEROUS PRESENCE FROM THE FACE OF EXISTENCE!"
*draw's pair of kitchen knives*
*SLASH* *STAB* *SLASH*
*drops knives and picks up potato masher*
*MASH* *MASH* *MASH*
*smashes jar of jam on face*
*dumps box of fire ants over head*
"GOD DAMN YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT! TO THINK THAT SOME POOR WOMAN HAD TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOU!"
*Throws bucket of menstrual fluid and presses button which releases hungry bears.*
++++++FADE TO BLACK FOR EVERYONE'S BENEFIT++++++
2) You're awesome, I wouldn't have believed a person as cool as you existed before I met you.
3) I like you, you're a cool, fun and interesting person. You may have a few quirks that grate with my social imperfections at times, but utlimately your presence makes my life a happier place and I enjoy spending time with you. Hence I do.
The only reason I wouldn't say this to your face is that it sounds hideously contrived and would probably be rather awkward for us both. (and kinda makes me look a bit gay...). In many cases it is a great shame you don't accept this simple fact.
4) Neither of the two previous entries apply to you, (and if they should then I sadly have no knowledge of it), hence I make no effort try and interact with you.
The above 3 entries apply to pretty much everyone I've ever known....... Nothing more to add on the matter really.
And yes, no. 2 is (amongst others) giant robots.