My eternal legacy to the cosmos.
So today, in a forum discussion about tabletop RPGs I used the term “bamfing mcfuking ninja”
Now, I was rather pleased with the intellectual achievement, upon a quick check of the most powerful source of knowledge in the history of humanity, it appears there is no record of anyone utilising that phrase, or a better spelt varient.
I kinda discovered I wasn't as good at physics as I thought back in 2003, but I've got enough of a grasp of the subject to understand that, that quicker than I can blink, this statement has now been bounced as a pattern within the movement of electrons and pulses of microwave radiation as they get bounced between wireless 'puters.
Now vast distances aren't kind to the shape of microwave pulses, but in theory, the movement of every electron, will have an influence on ever other charged particle in the universe, no matter how inconceivably small.
So in some sense, there is the pattern of virtual photons and microwave pulses based upon “bamfing mcfuking ninja” now expanding in all directions as an ever increasing hollow-sphere at the fastest speed allowed, without spatial-temporal cheating.
Within a few seconds it would have passed the moon, after an hour it would have passed Jupiter
By now this message would have reached the Migo on Yuggoth, but even if they disagree with my vehemently enough to invade and exterminate humanity, then this message would still persistently radiate.
In under 5 years time, it will pass it's next star.
So if UKIP seize power in the next election and then take a bit of a policy shift and exterminate me on grounds of being bald and ginger, they could not silence what I have already typed, it's forever written within the universe.
And then it will continue, forever becoming weaker in signal, but never fading. Is there anything out there who could find and perceive it? That's quite uncertain, but the potential remains there for someone to detect and decipher “bamfing mcfuking ninja” as long as photons keep uh... photoning.
My eternal legacy in the universe. An ever expanding electro-magnetic pattern holding the secret words "bamfing mcfuking ninja"
Of course I'm wrong about all of this, the truth is much weirder.