I found this on Craigslist. Poetry gold!
krystal blonde and most beautiful
(7/16/2011 2:56pm)
eveery guy in town was wishin g they could
just even talk with u but it seemed there
was a line just to look at you last nite
you looked more hotter than usual wen
you are in town all eyes are on u oh and
thankyou for the attention to an old guy\
lilke me. if by chance you read this craz
craigslist i yelled where are you taking her
to that musculr military dude wen you
got into that beast of a truck that you
were all over and he was so on you
?
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/m4w/2497926236.html