Fair Love [1/1]
Title: Fair Love [1/1]
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Comedy
Pairing: JongKey, pinch of!2Min
Rating: PG-13
Word-count: 4,568 words (not counting the A/N’s)
Disclaimer: I was going to kidnap Jonghyun but then of course, the Almighty Key had to find out somehow (tattletale Taemin-ah) and we got into a bitch fight. SM should censor those damn lips and voice.
Dedication: zarajaku baby because I was thinking of her when I wrote this(:
Summary: Jonghyun met the irresistible Key at the fair and Key just couldn’t get enough of Jonghyun failure.
A/N: There is going to be TWO author notes ( :
Third Person POV:
“Jonghyun, wake up. Jjong. Dino. Wake up.” After a few more times of trying to wake up Jonghyun, Minho finally gave up and called Onew into the room to help. It was already 5:30pm and they were planning to go to the fair tonight with their best friend, Jonghyun. Onew walked in casually with a fried chicken in his hand and his cell phone in the other. He was chewing loudly into the phone while saying, “Ok! God dammit! We’re already half way there Taemin-ah! Relax. And tell that pretty boy of yours, what’s his name? Key? To chillax already.” Minho looked at Onew in confusion as Onew kept on talking but someone on the other line seem to cut him off.
“WHAT?! HE TELLS ME, THE ALMIGHTY KEY TO CHILL?! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR CHICKEN FREAK OF A COUSIN…I”
Key shouted into the phone. But he didn’t even have to finish because Onew had already ended the call. Minho raised an eyebrow at Onew.
Onew just shrugged it all off and went to Minho’s side. “So what do you need Minho?” Minho quickly recalled what he needed Onew for. “Oh! I need you to help me wake up Jonghyun. It’s like he on some kind on anesthetic because whatever I do to wake him up, from tickling his tummy, to slapping him on the face, he wont wake up for nothing!”
Little did Onew and Minho know that Jonghyun was in Dream land, prancing in a field of red flowers, hand in hand with someone? The person was blurry but it sure was someone. Someone with pink, plump, heart-shaped lips. Someone with cat-like eyes. Someone who had a GREAT taste in clothes. Someone… Someone... JOOOOOOONNNNGGGHHHHYYYYUUUNN!!!
Jonghyun’s dream faded away as the screaming of his name died. Minho and Onew screamed Jonghyun’s name as loud as their precious voiced could go and that finally woke him up. Jonghyun shot straight up, his eyes wide like he just saw a ghost.
He then turned his head to Minho and Onew and shot them a death glare. Minho backed away. Onew turned and looked at him and ran behind Minho, scared. Jonghyun got up from the bed. With every step Jonghyun took towards the two, they took a step back. “Why. Did. You. Wake. Me. Up.” He said ending each word with emphasis. Jonghyun who couldn’t handle the looks of how scared the two were, laughed until tears were streaming down his face.
Onew and Minho looked at each other then back at Jonghyun, who was on the floor, clutching at his stomach. Minho got tired of watching Jonghyun laughed and eventually Onew as well, got annoyed by the sight.
“Jjong. C’mon man. We’re getting late for the fair and I don't wanna keep that diva waiting.” Onew whined. Jonghyun wiped away his tears and sat on the floor, legs crossed. “Who’s the diva?” “Its Taemin’s ‘Umma’ or friend. Whatever. But I don't wanna get on his bad side again.” Onew said while taking a bite of his chicken leg. “Uh. Hyung, you already got on his bad side. Remember? The phone call?”
Onew froze, and then began again. “Oh well. Looks like I’ll have to bribe him with clothes or something expensive again. More money out of my pocket.” Onew sighed leaving the room, then poked his head through the door again. “Jonghyun hurry your ass up else we’re leaving you here!” Jonghyun just rolled his eyes. “Hurry else we’ll leave your ass here and let me tell you, there are a lot of hot chicks there. Just wanna let you know that.” Minho added with a wink then was out a door in a flash. With that being said, Jonghyun was up and in the shower in less than a second.
♥~
“Yah. How long have we been standing in this line just to get in the stupid fair man? My legs are cramping up!!! Minho. Yo alien!” Jonghyun yelled to Minho who was right next to him. He held his arms out like a baby wanting to be picked up by his mom, in front of Minho. “Carry me?” Jonghyun pouted and used his oh-so adorable, most famous, signature puppy eyes and of course, being the soft person that Minho is, gave in. Jonghyun jumped up and down clapping his hands like a little kid, adding a little squeal. “Jonghyun,” Onew hissed. “Stop it! People are looking at us weird.” Jonghyun stopped. “So. Let them look. I'm adorable. No pictures please. This is a private night out for us boys. Thanks.” He said, directed to the crowd, who now was officially crept out.
Jonghyun climbed on top of Minho’s back and wrapped his arms around his neck as Minho took hold of his legs as they tightened around Minho’s waist. “Jonghyun, we just got here, like 2 minutes ago and your feet already hurt?! Aish. Please help this kid Lord.” Jonghyun smirked. “Minho-ah,” Jonghyun leaned into Minho’s ear and breathed into it. “You’re so goddamn sexy. I'm getting hard already man.” He nibbled on Minho’s ear. Minho, who got totally grossed out by his best friend’s actions, loosened Jonghyun’s grip on his body and dropped Jonghyun on the floor. Minho looked at him. “Mehrong you ugly Dino.” Then he sprinted off after Onew, who was all the way ahead of them in line. How? Do NOT ask me. Jonghyun shrieked as he hit the floor. He got up, dusted himself up and smirked. Not just any smirk though. It was his I'm-going-to-get-you-back-don't-worry smirk.
“God people just can’t take a joke these days.” Jonghyun muttered under his breath as he walked coolly towards Minho and Onew who were at the booth to get into the fair. “Onew, can you pay for me? I forgot my wallet at home. Thanks.” Onew shook his head and fished out money to cover Jonghyun from his pocket. “Oh. I heard about these bands for ten dollars and they said if you buy one it gives you unlimited rides for the entire night. Can we have three please?” Onew said, taking out more money from his wallet.
Jonghyun eyes widened. “UNLIMITED RIDES?!” “I'm so very sorry sir but unfortunately, we ran out of those wristbands two hours ago.” Jonghyun froze. “YOU WHATTT?!” He shrieked. “How can you run out of bands when you know this is going to be the busiest night of all and when all people of Seoul are coming? Are you going nuts? I want one…! NOW!” He lunged himself towards the window of the booth. He tried fitting his hand through the tiny hole in the window but he couldn’t get hold of the guy. Onew and Minho held him back and apologized. “I'm so very sorry. He-he was ate too much sugar before we left.” Onew apologized once again as Minho locked his hands and head in a steel grip grasp. “Do you know who I am?! I am Jonghyun! BLING-BLING JONGHYUN!!” He roared.
Then something caught his eye. He found a loop hole out of Minho’s grasp and ran inside the fair. He ran and ran until he got inside. He stopped dead on his next step, mouth agape, eyes wider than ever. Athletic Minho finally caught up to him and rested a hand on his shoulder, leaning over, panting hard. “Hyung. Hyung, I knew it was a bad idea to bring you here. Last year... I’ll never ever forget.” Minho shuddered at the thought. Minho looked up to see a shocked Jonghyun. “Hyung, close your mouth. You’ll catch flies. Especially now when it’s like that.” The younger boy closed the elder’s mouth, but it dropped back open. Minho wondered as to what he was looking at and followed his gaze. Minho, as well got the same reaction.
He straightened up his slouch, his mouth as well, dropping down to the ground with Jonghyun’s. Onew found the other two and had a very confused look on his face. Little did Onew know, there were tons and TONS of chicken here. But right now he was worried about the two boys who looked star-struck. The fair was huge, there were millions and millions of people at the fair. Walking back and forth. Children eating cotton candy, popcorn, hotdogs, you name it. Couples, hand in hand, carrying a huge teddy bear. And the rides. Oh boy! The rides! There were people screaming from adrenaline and fear of falling off the ride. The sweet smell of fun, food, friends, and most of all love tugged at the boys’ hands, luring them farther into the fair. The fair was so bright and decorated with lights it seemed it was day and not night. There were fairy lights everywhere. Jonghyun, Minho, and Onew were so distracted by it all, they had no idea they just walked into a death tarp. A literal DEATH trap. Kim Kibum.
“YYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHH! HWAT THE HELL LEE JINKI! YOU JUST SMUDGED ICECREAM ALL OVER MY EXPENSIVE SHIRT!” The boys all snapped out of their dream and stared at the one who was now fussing over his ‘million dollar’ shirt and how we’re all going to pay for it. Jonghyun who didn’t snap out of his daydream, didn’t notice that drool was dripping out of his mouth. “AND WHO THE HELL IS THIS KID, DROOLING ALL OVER ME?!?! YAH! SNAP OUT OF YOUR DREAM!” Key snapped his fingers in front of Jonghyun’s face. Jonghyun then came back to reality but that didn’t stop him from drooling.
His eyes met the most perfect, most beautiful, most flawless face he’s ever seen. Jonghyun’s eyes gazed at Key and examined his every feature. His high, sharp cheekbones, his feminine, cat eyes, his heart shaped lips and how words escaped out of his lips. Damn! Those words are so lucky to come out of his precious mouth! I wish that was me. “HEYYY! KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAURUS SLASH KICKED PUPPY!” I came back to reality once again. “Oh, sorry.” I sheepishly rubbed the back of my neck. Key rolled his eyes and words began to flow out of his mouth again like music, too bad it’s not censored. “Who the fuck are you anyways?”
I'm going to have a lot of fun with this kid. Jonghyun thought. “I am, Kim Jonghyun. Otherwise known as your soul mate.” And before Key could even reply, Jonghyun stole the words out of his mouth. He walked around Key, circling him as he spoke. “And you are, Kim Kibum. Or Key. The Diva slash Umma of my best friend, Lee Jinki, or Onew’s cousin, Lee Taemin. Expensive clothes. Fashion designer as your major. Loves to cook. Bossy. Hates to be wrong. Likes to annoy others but honey, you could annoy me ANY day.” He whispered into Key’s ear. He left Key standing there, mouth agape. Jonghyun strutting off with Minho, Taemin, and Onew, with a grin plastered on his face.
Key POV:
I quickly recovered. Who does that kid thing think he is? Ugh. No one and I mean NO ONE ever gets the last word with me. But why this kid? Why do I have a different feeling when I’m around him? WHA THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Now I need to go find Amber, Jessica and Tiffany. Where the hell could they be? I fished my phone out of my pocket.
♥~
“KEYYYY BAAAABBY!” My head snapped up as soon as I heard that voice. It was none other but Jessica. I got up but she slammed right into me and we fell on the floor. “Geez Jess babe. Take it easy. This is a new shirt and it got damaged enough already.” I said chuckling. “Oh. Sorry.” Jessica said with her eye smile. “Aigoo. You’re so adorable!” But before I could even pinch her cheeks, she disappeared. “Please. No pinching of the cheeks. I don't wanna embarrass myself in front of Tiffany.” I then suddenly caught on. “Oh. You still like her?” Jessica nodded. Amber and Tiffany walked towards us and I smiled. “Oh god. It feels like I haven’t seen you guys in forever.” I pulled then into a hug. “Oh. It feels like a family reunion!” I could feel my eyes tearing up. They then all let go, not knowing what to do. “Omo. Unnie what do we do? I’ve never seen the Almighty Key crying.” Jessica panicked. I laughed. “You still don't know how to whisper do you babe?” I wiped my eyes, being careful not to smudge the eyeliner.
“Ok c’mon. I bought so many tickets they just had to give me a card to contain it all.” I pulled at their hands and they followed. Everything was fine until I saw him again. Kim Jonghyun. The one who got the last word with Kim Kibum. I quickly turned around, making the others stop. “Oh look! It’s Onew and the others! Come on! Let’s go!” Amber shouted. Butterflies then erupted in my stomach, bouncing everywhere. Jessica grabbed my hand. OK. Nothing to be afraid of. Just be cool Key. Cool. And remember, be cool. I said it myself. The wind was blowing and it felt good against my skin. It clamed my nerves down and the butterflies suddenly faded away. I just hope they don't come back.
Jonghyun POV:
Oh no. He’s walking over here. He’s leading the group as if he’s the leader or something. The wind blew and his hair blew back.
Then everything went in slow motion.
All eyes on me when I walk in,
No question that this boy's a 10
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
My walk, my talk the way I dress
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Aye, now do the pretty boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty boy rock rock
All my ladies do the pretty boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty boy rock
All eyes were on him, as he walked towards us. The wind made it even better. His hair flung out of his eyes, as a smirk grew on his face. The way he walks, makes me wanna fall to bow down to him. My knees got wobbly. Everything seemed blurry for a while until… “Hey guys!” Until he spoke.
Third Person POV:
“Oh. Hey Umma. We were all just going on Starship 2000!” Key then switched became serious. “What? Taeminnie baby you are not going on that ride! I heard that you can die from it!” Taemin pouted and folded his hands across his chest, then his light bulb flicked on. “Then, Umma come on with me! PLEASEE?! Pretty please with a million cherry on top of a vanilla ice cream cone with hot caramel and fudge dripping down!? Oh please, please, please?!” Key shook his head. “You know it was fine until you added caramel to the ice cream. That’s just disgusting. BLECH!” After a minute of Taemin’s pouting, Key finally melted into a puddle of goop at his son’s feet.
“Fine. Let’s go. But Amber, Jessica and Tiffany…” Before the words even came out of Key’s mouth, they disappeared. Key’s phone vibrated. It read:
From: Sica Babe:P
To: Key Baby(:
Hey. Go get your man baby. And I mean the one with the blonde tips and sexy ass body. I would be all over him already but I have Tiff. Mwah! Love you! ♥
Key growled at the text and pulled at Taemin. Those words kept on replaying in his head. ‘Go get your man already.’ Key feels something for Jonghyun but can it be… love? Nah. He shook it off. But he didn’t notice that he stopped as he was thinking about Jonghyun. He turned around. “Minho-ah! Come on!” I yelled to Minho. Then Jonghyun looked like he just got abandoned by his owner. Key sighed. “Fine. Jonghyun. You can come too I guess.” He muttered quietly. Quiet but still enough for Jonghyun to prance around.
They boarded onto the ride. It looked like a spaceship and had seat but not one you would sit on, Oh no. You had to stand up against it and hope to god you have someone near you, that’s strong enough to handle scratches. The door to the ride closed. Jonghyun took his place next to Key, then Taemin and then Minho.
The ride started and that’s when people started screaming when it hadn’t even come to the intense part yet. Key was looking for something to hold on to but couldn’t find anything. It was dark and all he could feel was his sweaty hands. He then found someone’s arm. But it wasn’t Taemin’s. It had muscles and it was thick. It was Jonghyun but Key didn’t know that. Although it was dark, Jonghyun knew it was Key’s and on his arm. A smirk formed on his lips. No one couldn’t even move. Gravity was holding them down and you could swear you felt your veins popping out and your heart leaping out your chest. As the spaceship titled, or as Key thought it was, Key’s nails dug deeper into Jonghyun’s muscles. Jonghyun screamed out of excitement and Key screamed along with him out of plain fear. The spaceship titled from side to side like it was falling out of the sky but as soon as Key’s nails dug deeper and got louder, the ride ended. The gravity slowly went away and then as soon as they knew it, everybody started boarding off.
Key slowly put his weight on his two feet but when he took his first step, he wobbled and when he thought he was going to drop to the ground, Jonghyun was there to catch him. Key looked up to see Jonghyun’s face. He’s never noticed before but Jonghyun had really pretty eyes. Key just melted right in to them as he gazed at Jonghyun. Jonghyun broke the silence. “Key you okay? You’re acting like your drunk.” Key chuckled. “I feel drunk Jjong.”
Jonghyun raised his eyebrows at the nickname, and then a smile broke on his face. “Well then Kibummie, no need to worry ‘because your Jjong is here to help!” They exited the ride and when they turned around no one was there. Minho and Taemin left them. All ALONE.
-2 minutes before-
Taemin POV:
I felt an arm wind around my waist as I stood up carefully, trying not to fall flat on my face in front of him. I looked at the arm on my waist then at the person who had their arm on my waist. It was Minho’s. I blushed furiously at the sudden intact his arm made with my skin that was ridden up. Then I stopped because Key Umma and Jonghyun hyung were gazing so lovingly into each other’s eyes. I whispered into Minho’s ear so they wouldn’t hear me. “Minho hyung, look at those two lovebirds in front of us. Let’s ditch them so they could... ya know. Have some ‘privacy.’” I winked at him and Minho smirked. He guided my body out of them without them noticing. Thank god we reached safely.
Key’s POV:
Ugh. How am I going to survive with Jonghyun? And that too alone? His arm was still around my waist from before. I smiled. I cuddled closer so I could smell him. He smelt like a candy shop. I inhaled the sweet scent. I could feel myself getting dizzy. My feet were once again wobbling and then as soon as I blinked, the ground buckled from under me and I was on the ground. Jonghyun, with his fast reflexes, caught me before I could even hit the floor. My hand was grazing at the ground and time froze still. My mouth opened to form a tiny ‘o’ and Jonghyun smiled all his white, shiny pearls at me? How many times is he going to make me faint? I could feel the blood rushing to my cheeks because everyone was staring at us. I let go of Jonghyun and stood still. Jonghyun grabbed my hand and led me to a deserted table. “Just sit here until you can at least walk properly Bummie araso?” He smiled. Making his eyes form into eyes crescents, resembling the moon right above our above us. I leaned on the table, putting my hands on my cheeks. I smiled. I could get used to seeing his face everyday. I don’t care if they call me the ‘Almighty Key.’ When I'm around this kid, everything changes and its just us. He makes me feel like I'm the only one he cares about. He makes me all giddy inside. He makes me wanna melt with that dazzling smile of his. Wait. Does he even feel the same way about me? How can I know? How can I fall for him in an hour and what if h doesn’t even like me that way? My smile faded away and I leaned away from the table, looking away. How can I know for sure he’ll keep me safe and not hurt me?
Jonghyun POV:
There he is. Right across from me. Now I can finally tell him how I feel. From when how Onew describes him, I had a feeling. I don't know what feeling it was but now I know. But now that I met him, he’s nothing like how the others describes. Bossy, yes. Annoying, yes. But how come they never mentioned beautiful? My mouth opened. Ok. I'm going to tell him. God please help me. “Bummie,” I said in the cutest voice, trying to show a lot of aeygo as possible. He looked at me, his cheeks painted a deep red. I smiled. ITS WORKING JJONG! “Y-yes hyung...” Well damn! I didn’t think I was cute enough to make Key stutter. Shit! “Well. How do I tell you? Kim Kibum, I really, really, really like you and I want you to be mine. From the moment I saw you, I new that you’re the one for me. I promise to you and God that Ill never hurt you or make you cry, starting now and if I do, I’ll never be able to forgive myself.” I stopped and looked at him. A teardrop slid down his cheek. I panicked. “FUCK.” I cursed under my breath. “I already broke my promise!” I got up and went down on my knees, looking up at the sky, begging Him. “Oh God! What do I do now?! I just broke a promise to my Bummie I made what? A few second ago?!” I kept on rambling on and on how important he was to me and then a felt an arm on my shoulder.
I looked up at Key, who was now smiling. I opened my mouth but he placed a slender finger on my lips. I looked at his finger on my lip, then at him. “Jjong, I like you too. Or I'm pretty sure its love. Of course I’ll be yours. What ever stopped you? And I’m not crying pabo. These are tears of joy! I’ve been longing for someone and look. My wish came true on the night I’ve dreamt of. Making our date official on this night just makes everything perfect. Jjongie, I love you forever and always for as long as I live.” I shot up; suddenly having an idea from the last few words yet touching that came out Key’s mouth. “Jjong, what are y-,” I shushed him and made him sit at the table. “Sit here and don't move. I’ll be right back in a jiffy ‘kay?” As soon as his head bobbed up and down, I sped down the fair, looking for a booth that sold roses. Red roses. I wanted fourteen. With no hope of finding any, I groaned in frustration. Panting hard. Then something red caught my eye. Roses! Yes! I ran to the booth and ask the elder lady for fourteen roses. I gave her the money and thanked her a million times. “Thank you so so so so so so so so so very much ajhumma!” She laughed. “Your so very welcome. Now who the lucky girl?” She asked in a light, curious tone. I smiled, picturing Key’s face. “Boy.” I corrected. She didn’t look surprised at all. “His name is Key and he is definitely one of a kind.” She reach out and touched my cheek. “Well, why are you here chatting with me then?! Go get him!” Then I remembered I needed one more rose to complete my mission but not a regular rose.
She laughed. “Your so very welcome. Now who the lucky girl?” She asked in a light, curious tone. I smiled, picturing Key’s face. “Boy.” I corrected. She didn’t look surprised at all. “His name is Key and he is definitely one of a kind.” She reach out and touched my cheek. “Well, why are you here chatting with me then?! Go get him!” Then I remembered I needed one more rose to complete my mission but not a regular rose.
♥~
Key sat down, waiting patiently for Jonghyun, imagining Jonghyun and him together, forever. He felt his breath against his face. Hot puffs yet so sweet and addicting. Key opened his eyes. Jonghyun was one his knees. He had… Not one. But fourteen roses in his hands. They were all fresh looking. He took Key’s hands and placed them in them. Jonghyun gave his hand a light squeeze for letting go. “As long as these roses are alive, my love for you will be stronger than ever Kim Kibum.” Jonghyun put his hand behind his back. “But, these roses will die eventually right? So that means that day you wont love me anymore Jjong?” Jonghyun smiled. He pulled out another single red rose form behind is back, his cheeks red. “Well this one wont. Ever.” It was a fake rose. That indicated that fake roses will never doe because well, they’re fake. That means his love for Key will forever stay alive. Key took the rose in his hands and laid them gently on the table. He kneeled down to Jonghyun’s height and took his face in his hands. “Kim Jonghyun, I love you so and I wanna let you know that not even roses could express my love for you.” They took a few moments at looking at each then Jonghyun closed the distance between Key and him. They broke apart, Key’s nuzzling his head into the crook of Jonghyun’s neck and both, looking up at the stars. The stars all spelt out a constellation. The day Jonghyun and Key confirmed their love for each other. ’09-15-11’
“We didn’t even have to do anything ourselves.” Jessica whispered to Tiffany, Minho and Taemin who had just witnessed the love scene. Tiffany took Jessica and kissed her. Same with Minho. They all smiled getting what they all wanted in the end. Each other. “OMOOOO! Guys look what I got!!” Onew said running up to the group. Everyone turned around to see Onew with a HUMUNGOUS chicken leg in one hand and another one in his other hand. One chicken alone must’ve been 3lbs.
A/N: YYYEES. This took me a day and a half to finish because. I have a short attention span. Hehehe.
Like it? Yes? No? Still. Constructive criticism is good for a writer like me neh? Lol (:
Hope you guys liked it because this is the LONGEST oneshot I’ve ever written in my life!!!