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[illscientist]

You know, it's kinda sad that muscley boys stripped down to their blue-and-yellow briefs, rubbing lotion all over other naked muscley boys on stage while disco plays really loud, just don't do much for me. Y'know? Because if I found 'em more exciting, last night would have been even better

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[jinxremoving]

way to go, cowboy! or something.

[illscientist]

I know. I'm not sure what the thrust of this post is, either, except it was cool to be let in without paying. Which I could've said in a sentence.

[onatopofthings]

yeah! and you totally flaked on me.

AGAIN.

hahaha.

[illscientist]

I KNOW! What are plans for tonight?

Wait did I flake last time? I flake a lot.

[onatopofthings]

oh, its been nearly a year since you flaked and it doesn't bother me, i just feel compelled to bring it up a lot because, you know, you flaked on my BIRTHDAY so i feel like i can be an ass about it. jokingly, of course.

there were no plans for tonight, i guess. i just wandered around union square in the rain before heading back to queens.

i'm outtahere tomorrow, so i'll see you next time.

[minniethemoocha]

This is a rad post. I love that you went into ALL THE BARS ON A to look for them. And really tried to be gay.

[illscientist]

Thanks! I tried my best, it just didn't work out. Like the guy in Cecil B. Demented, which I need to watch again very soon.

[skaad]

I live the fact that you referred to yourself as a "mommy bird." Awww, so cute.

Sweaty boys rubbing lotion on each others' rumpuses? Not so cute. Unless it's like, a bunch of Johnny Depp clones and Interpol. Then maybe.