Brought to you by Ashley Cole's drunk!tweeting

[illseeyousoon22]

reece mercer ‏@manchestertid
@TheRealAC3 u ever think u could be the perminent captain for england??

Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3
@manchestertid lol, rob green will get it before me, think they prefer boring captains, so ur answer is no

Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3
@HELLODIMAS trust me his boring as shit, but great at sending u send my eyes are closing as we

Comments

[one_day_in_may]

I like it, made me smile :) Far too few people write football crack… Cool choice of music too!

Oh and...

Go to sleep. NOW!

Yes, Captain!

I most certainly would NOT be able to sleep!! But I guess that's part of the strategy ;)

[illseeyousoon22]

Thank you so much for leaving a comment, I honestly thought nobody would ever read it, I wrote it mostly to get it out my head (where football crack is a regular occurrence...)

Hehe, yes, Stevie is a cunning captain... Xabi has been trolling the internet at night again just the other day, so as far as I'm concerned late night texting/emailing is my head!canon (Ashley Cole being an arsehole is honest to God, Real Life canon).

[one_day_in_may]

Oh yes, I know the feeling when those stories just want out so you HAVE to write them, whether anyone's ever gonna read them or not… I stumbled across the link on Tumblr :)

Xabi's exploits on Twitter are epic, we need to get Gratty about 20.000 more followers so Stevie signs up too… if he's true to his word and wasn't just trying to trick everyone into following him, that is. Cunning indeed ;)

And Ashley Cole, wow just wow what a prick. Nuff said.

[stagnacia]

what a lovely crack! and yeah, crack!fics in footie fandom hardly exist, so it's always a pleasant read :)
great song <3

[illseeyousoon22]

Thank you! I'm thrilled to see I'm not the only one who enjoys the crack.

I just wish I found it easier to read because these boys!!! They're so very... inspiring. :) Scenes like these pop into my head every time Xabi tweets something basically.

[stagnacia]

well, I'm thrilled to see that there's still somebody who writes really good fics about this ship basically :) especially when it's as good as your writing :)

[elisa88]

Aww that was so adorkable. And their e-mails!! Lol
Wtf does H(c)ole thinks he's doing talking shit about our captain grrr I sure hope Dan elbows him ^_^
♥

[illseeyousoon22]

Bless Dagger's asshole-punching elbow!

Thank you for commenting, I'm really glad someone noticed their sekkrit correspondence email addresses. :)