The Internet is a scary place.

[illstandbyu]

I had a bad experience. I'm never going back.

I think that no one actually human is on the Internet. They're all aliens. Or robots. Or pirate-ninjas. Okay, not that last one, because those are too cool to be the crazy people on the Internet.

Comments

[nolans_land]

Uh. You alright there, broski? Sounds like someone just escaped a freaky forum or something..

[illstandbyu]

I just wanted to try to talk to new people, you know? Cause I'm trying to be all suave single dude. So I was testing it out with strangers.

You ever heard of Omegle?

[nolans_land]

Yeah, isn't it that site where they give you a random person to talk to?

...Okay I'm kind of afraid to know how this story ends.

[illstandbyu]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to tell you in person sometime. But later.

Beer sounds really good right now.

[changingbyammnt]

Aww dude. You're doing it all wrong. XD. I mean didn't Quinn uh offer to help you out with that?

I'm your wingman. Don't try to do this solo. Man, now I'm totally thinking Top Gun.