Ah, fuck...

[illuded]

And it starts...The imfamous two week long show run Jesse and I have been planning for several months.

If you'd like to be in my will, please leave a comment and state what you'd like.

Things already claimed.

Anime, and my penis.

Comments

[sadisticlover]

I want your delicious liver.

[illuded]

My liver is useless, sorry. I have drank my liver dead.

[sadisticlover]

I was gonna experiment on it.

[hellajebus]

I want your DDR and dance mat... and your heart, so I can eat it and gain your awesome DDR abilities.

[sadisticlover]

One time I came down to Florida (I live in Michigan) and I jinxed Dustin while he was playing. I think he was distracted by my tits.

[hellajebus]

I think he was destracted by my tits too... but that's cause he loves the cock... fag.

[illuded]

Yeah, that was fucking bullshit though, I was trying to do Healing Vision(Angelic Remix) when I still wasn't THAT good. That'll learn me.

Distracted Jeremy, distracted. If you want to try to insult me,type it correctly my illiterate friend.

<3

[buildy_pants]

I dont want anything from you. I hope you and Jesse have an awesome time! I will talk to you when you take your break on sunday from this craziness...
<3Ellie

[gadget_squrriel]

i want your soul and sex drive.

i didn't see you at the concert. :-(

[illuded]

K, you can have my soul, but...MY SEX DRIVE SHALL LIVE ON AND ON, EVEN AS I AM DEAD. I can try and teach you how to have a 1337 sex drive like me though, if you'd prefer.

[gadget_squrriel]

okay that works.

[anonymous]

Gimme a dollar.

Bitch.

-Alex

[illuded]

I forgot to mention, Alex is excluded from my will. If anything, he owes me his stuff when I die.