Wow, Happy New Year. What a crazy night. Hope everyone had a safe, and fun New Year, except for Alex. WHICH APPEARENTLY HE DID GET FUCKED. AHAHAHA. Nah, I'm just kidding, that shit sucks. He got an underage drinking ticket for like $120. That's lame, but anywho, this is a rough timeline of my nights events ( Read more... )

Who knew that Alex had a home video?

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

HAHAHA FUCK YOU FINAL FANTASY 1! AND FUCK YOU EVEN MORE LIFESPRING GROTTO B16! That's right, I fucking kicked your ass, it took me 8 hours to do it, but I finally found the entranace to B18. Bitch.

pwned mother fucker.

...Okay, I feel better now. ty Livejournal.

Saw this in Jesse's journal, so I thought I'd take the time to do it myself.


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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy , it deosn't mttaer in waht oerdr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmnoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as ( Read more... )

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I thought this was pretty funny.

so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
this is what one kid wrote:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm drunk, and it's four in the fucking morning. I guess a lot of you don't know that much about me since I tend to keep to myself, well here ya go, your chance to learn a thing or two about me. And since I am drunk, I'm sure 99% of it is more truth than I'd normally tell! Enjoy ( Read more... )

Figured this was worth an update. Been to three goddamn awesome shows in the past week or so. First was Emery/From First to Last. Went with Brian, Mike, and Casey. Emery is goddamn 1337 live. Best song of the night? Definatly "Under Serious Attack". However, the best moment was when From First to Last came on stage. FFtL should change their name to ( Read more... )

Jeff Z. paid these guys five bucks to let me drink with them while he was fishing tonight.

Raccoons hunt in packs of 10, like Hyena's.

P.S I might be drunk.