*EPIC_FACEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALM*

Dec 22, 2009 00:56


Oh but for FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!! *froths* Are people totally insane?? (Answer is YES!)

http://community.livejournal.com/nzstories/10050.html


*has a triple-facepalm-moment*


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anatketani December 22 2009, 00:58:11 UTC
Oooh nooooo not teh gay! Don't make them gay! It turns me on WAAAY too much and makes me question my own sexuality! I have my ass pinched too tight for that!

*eyeroll*

*mwah*

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 01:07:52 UTC
TEH GAYSSS ARE EV0L AND CORRUPTIVE AND TURNS EVERYONE INTO STRAP!ON!BUTT!SEX-MANIACS.

Really!

*snogz*

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anatketani December 22 2009, 01:11:36 UTC
OMG! You need to read this fic. It was written back in like...2004 I think? It is one of the best (if not THE best) fics I have EVER read. Grab a chair, give yourself a few hours and devour this one. You will freaking LOVE it. It's Orlando/Viggo but it's an AU and....OMG I could just go on and on and on about it!

The King of New Orleans:
http://www.seanchai.net/kono/story

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 01:18:25 UTC
*SQUEAK*
(You mean SLASHY-Gay-FIC-with-REAL_PEOPLE_IN_THEM_THAT IS SOOO DEGRADING?????) oh noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! *snerrk*

You are EV0L too! Yay!Vigorli =P *runs to read*

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liriel1810 December 22 2009, 01:33:08 UTC
No doubt about it, people can be real fucktards. *shakes head*

I'm sitting here slightly freaked out, though, because the person doing the triple facepalm has one hand that HUGELY bigger than the other two! Ack! (yeah, I'm easily squicked *g*)

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 02:01:17 UTC
*facepalm-checking*
lol!
*nods*
Ohyeah! That´s the spare bodypart-thing freaking_out from all freaky people and has to go insanely huge just to make a point.
OR.. it cold be a very gay!penis that has inflicted the world of SaintTolkien...
Aha.. of course.. it´s a blow-up-doll named Viggo that´s doing the artsy-thing slightly out of focus!

*pets u with freakish_hand* muhahah... =P

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liriel1810 December 22 2009, 02:06:54 UTC
Nah, not a gay penis... wrong shape... nearly big enough, though. *cackles*

Don't you just love it when people purport to know what someone else is thinking? Hey! How did you get in my brain, get out! There's not enough room in here with all my slashy pairings copulating like bunnies all over the place!

You are very evol. *fends you off with my blowup gay penis*

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 02:29:09 UTC
Oh but like 5 mini-gay-willies playing togethah!? Appealing isn´t it! Anyway - a highly expressive glove there =DDD

*slaps brain-intruding biatchez with my super-giant-gay-blowup-25inches-pene!collection*

(Got them! And zapped them all into whimpery gay-virgins that *BEGS*)

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honeyandvinegar December 22 2009, 02:28:51 UTC
I think I'll defriend people on my f-list that have ever--EVER--mentioned het. Ew.

Whatta douchebag!!!

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 03:02:02 UTC
Yeah.. *sigh* Oh I got soooo angry.. *fumes* and then it´s like.. no use to be even that. =/ Sad how ignorant some people are. I´m just surprised... I mean really; big fucking mistake to flash homophobia in a slash-friendly comm!
It could be hilarious just for its own stupidity if it wasn´t so damn insulting.

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giselleslash December 22 2009, 03:28:07 UTC
I know, I saw that. Usually I just ignore crap like that, but honestly, if you're in a slash-friendly community and then you feel the need to make a BIG ASS ANNOUNCEMENT informing everyone what a disappointment we are to Tolkien because we enjoy pretty boy action, well, then I'm sorry but you deserved to be mocked.

It's like I said to the poster in my comment - do you really think we CARE that you're gone? Uh. No.

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 12:53:47 UTC
Yeah, that´s what it´s all about - whatever sandbox someone choose to play in is up to them but this was just too disturbing. I´m just feeling like a huge fucking question mark... WHY does a person get this urge to be an asshole? Probably not even worth to respond her, as it turned out she had not even read the responses she got; just being ignorant and then escaping the reactions, but that just shows even more her own stupidity. When saying something - at least stand up for it...gaaaaaahh *bangs head*
Always a wise-ass argument to bring the poor professor into it really...like that would hold the answer to All Teh Big Homo-action-Subtext or whatever. *headdesk*
Hows your butt-babies doin btw?? =D

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giselleslash December 22 2009, 14:40:57 UTC
The buttbabies are doing great! They're napping after B and I read them a long, juicy, smutty slash story - just as they like it :D

Oh, I have a feeling she read the responses, she's just pretending like she didn't. She took the time to apparently go stalk everyone's user info page then ban them so I think she's just pretending to be Above It All, OMG, I'm SO Much More Mature Than Those Gross Slashers! Ya know?

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 14:53:35 UTC
Awwww... what a peaceful image you laid in my heart now *happy sigh*... butt-babies sleeping after smutty fairytale!

Yes you´re right, lets also not forget she´s the spokesperson for Tolkiens ghost. We are haunted, yay!

Ewwwww! NON-SLASH?? What´s wrooong with people! *disgusted*

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lijahlover December 22 2009, 07:55:18 UTC
People can be so strange sometimes :(

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illuins_lair December 22 2009, 12:55:57 UTC
Strange people can be so damn ignorant sometimes.. It´s just so stupid. =(

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