Because nothin says "professional" like a resume of this caliber

[illuminated_sin]

Swiped wholesale from emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/11/25/youre-hire/:

OBJECTIVE: To be the best customer service type person you can ever find

Comments

[angiepen]

That's... that's... holy sheep. O_O

The stupid, it burns....

Angie

[dsign]

$40/hr? You're hired!

[illuminated_sin]

LOL! Depends on what work she's seeking I suppose. ;)