*Bows like a mighty drag queen*

[illumnaughty]

Hey all, just an introductory post so's you can get to know me better.

Have you had an LJ before?
No, but I've wanted to for a long time. I've been a lurker for about a year now, and finally decided to reveal my spotty hide.

Interests?
I love a good fanwank, but I also enjoy my intrawebs w/o drama. As my favorite satirist once said, "History repeats

Comments

[la_dissonance]

Dammit, I see you all over the fuckin' place on weepingcock and your journal is effectively empty? For all values that exclude introductory posts and rants I guess? Oh bitter irony! But then I am a troll, so you can just go and ignore me. :P

[illumnaughty]

Nahh, I'm just an inhrently lazy human being plus I really only joined LiveJournal to post my bad pronz to the interwebz.

You get one troll cookie. One.

okay have two.

[la_dissonance]

OM NOM NOM COOOOOKIES.

*devours them with her eyes*

Also, dude, that is the only reason to be on the interwebs at all. Obviously. Entire service industries have grown up around people trying to hide their own bad pronz from their parents/children/co-workers, surely...

[illumnaughty]

The internet is really, really great FOR PORN!

[elefantswim]

Best livejournal user name ever.

[illumnaughty]

lol thanks. ;)