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Captain Marvelous | Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger

[redmarksthespot]

Ddddddddoubtful.

[redmarksthespot]

[no, you get an induction to my face]

Crap. I'll draw 'em from memory later

[gokaifanboy]

[Whatevs, it's a nice face. And it's closer to you than I thought I'd get]

... Can you draw?

[redmarksthespot]

[It is the best face, thank you, and this is the best tongue action]

I can draw little stick figures with Sentai helmets on?

[gokaifanboy]

[Oooookay, wasn't expecting that. But I will gladly open my mouth for you]

Lame.

[redmarksthespot]

[You will. Because I am the captain]

NO U

[gokaifanboy]

[You realize this is the finest moment of my sad little fanboy life? I am drowning in ecstasy here. These are the ragged breaths of a man possessed]

Denied.

[redmarksthespot]

[don't get your possession all over my caot]

River in Africa etc.

[gokaifanboy]

[Did you say something about a coat? My fingers are already at the hem of your shirt]

Never been! Wouldn't know!

[redmarksthespot]

[Awww babby's first clinging]

Like everything else the Greatest Treasure in the Universe is conveniently located in Tokyo

[gokaifanboy]

[In forty years' time, I'll be recounting this to my grandchildren in loving detail. "Hey, kids! Did I tell you about the time I made out with Captain Marvelous?"]

... the sad thing is that will be true

[redmarksthespot]

[assuming you live long enough to make it with a woman]

In one of Toei's standard reusable locations

[gokaifanboy]

[I'm sure I can turn on the charm long enough to knock up some poor ex-Pink or Yellow]

DAMN YOU ABANDONED WAREHOUSE 37B

[redmarksthespot]

[... I feel so bad for that womb]

That we won't find for another thirty episodes

[gokaifanboy]

[But why? You have your tongue in my mouth]

Even though we have been there twice

[redmarksthespot]

[that does not make my pity any less real]