LOG POST: Mukuro and Dino
LOG POST: MUKURO AND DINO
So, you've all waited long enough, yeah? Har har, sorry for the wait. This happened after this thread. It involves Dino's bed and that's enough to make you read it, RIGHT? Anyway, it's rated PG-13ish for utter absurdity, hilarity and lots of gay. Enjoy... And don't hate us because we're awesome. :)
Mukuro: *frowns, logs off LJ and shuts off his laptop* *glances at the clock and smirks a little* *slides off his bed as quietly as he can, puts on his slippers and shuts off his little side table lamp* Kufufu, silly mafia boy~. *murmurs*
Dino: *ignoring the fact that Lambo is drooling and making god-awful noises through his nose because he's sort of getting used it it and drifting off to sleep, finally* Hmmpphhghh *keeps whip within reach just in case of any nighttime visitors*
Mukuro: *slips out his room and into the narrow hallway* *squints into the darkness, and notices Gokudera's sleeping form in the hallway* *starts to tip-toe as quietly as possible down the hallway, past Vongola X's room (<3) and Dino's subordinates room into the kitchen and living area*
Dino: *sleeping comfortably, ensconced in pillows, blankets and memory foam (*_*)*
Mukuro: *tempted to puts Gokudera's fingers in water or something, but refrains and figures he can do that another night* *is about four feet away from Dino's door now*
Dino: *zzzzzzzzzTHUD* *clumsily kicked the wall* herghk?! mmm. *zzzzzzzzz*
Mukuro: *hears this and freezes*
Dino: *snores*
Mukuro: *wonders why everyone on this boat snores* *inches towards his door* *glances across the way at Romario's room and sees him dutifully sleeping* *grins*
Dino: *rolls over and hugs Giant Pillow #5 with a dopey sleepy smile*
Mukuro: *peeks inside the room through the crack and sees Lambo drooling and Dino cuddling one of his gigantic pillows in that absolutely glorious bed*
Dino: *sleepily senses someone there!* *does not move, grips whip*
Mukuro: *freezes again* *realizes that Dino is a much lighter sleeper than he thought*
Dino: *lets out a whuff and a soft snore and cuddle pillow more*
Mukuro: *peeks in again to check then gently pushes open the door, letting only an inch open at a time incase he wakes up*
Dino: *totally away and faking it*
Mukuro: *imagines he'll be castrated, or worse, throw off the boat if Dino wakes up and finds him invading his room* *eyes Dino carefully as he opens the door, slipping his lithe body through the opening*
Dino: *wonders if it's Gokudera or Mukuro...* *slits one eye open, spies Mukuro* *grips whip* I hope you came with a reason.
Mukuro: *stops dead in his tracks and stares at Dino* ... I was hoping you'd be dreaming by now~.
Dino: *lifts an eyebrow* I'm a mafia boss. I sleep lightly.
Mukuro: Kufufu, no need to remind me~. I noticed~. *is sorta standing with one half of his body in the doorway and the other in the room*
Dino: *sighs and sits up, sparing a glance at Lambo* Did you need something? *manages to NOT topple over and finds this an accomplishment!*
Mukuro: *smirks* *takes a step closer, his body inside the room now* Possibly~.
Dino: *sets whip in lap* Something specific? *not getting off the bed, will kill self on accident*
Mukuro: *would laugh very, very hard if Dino had some sort of issue getting out of his own bed* *nods* That would be correct~.
Dino: *thus is not GETTING OUT OF BED. Or using the whip unless absolutely necessary* Which would be what, exactly?
Mukuro: *his smirk widens* Your bed, of course~. *takes another half-step closer*
Dino: *frowns* You might note that I was ATTEMPTING to sleep in it.
Mukuro: Yes, and you failed at doing that~.
Dino: Only because you decided to sneak in here. Why are you here? *looks over at Lambo again, does not want to DEAL with that* Is something wrong with your bed?
Mukuro: *doesn't take his eyes off Dino* Other than it's not the bed I want to sleep in tonight, then no~.
Dino: *pouts slightly* Well I'm not getting up.
Mukuro: Not that you could, kufufu~.
Dino: I could. Maybe *not blushing, not blushing* It would probably just not be pretty. Unless you want to wake up Romario, and he might shoot you! *tries not to look pleased at the idea* *probably fails*
Mukuro: *can tell he's blushing even though it's quite dark inside the room* I doubt it~. *pauses* And I'd prefer not to wake up your subordinate and have him shoot me~. *is only about three feet away from the bed now* *looks relaxed, not particularly tired*
Dino: *inches back onto the bed and falls over a bit* *curses his clumsyness under his breath* He might wake up on his own, you know. *stifles a yawn*
Mukuro: He looked quite asleep when I passed by him~. *takes another half-step closer*
Dino: Er, yes, well. He does that. Look asleep. He's good at that. Doesn't necessarily mean anything... *wishes for Romario ;_;*
Mukuro: Kufufu, I'm sure he does~. *walks another half-step* *is about one and a half feet from the foot of the bed*
Dino: *grabs the handle of the whip* And what do you think you're doing!
Dino: *forgets that he's about to look like an IDIOT*
Mukuro: *trying very, very hard not to fall over laughing and wake up everyone else* *smirks really widely* I'm going to bed obviously~.
Dino: This is MY bed! *goes to crack the whip and chase Mukuro out and...* Er. *is tangled up in his own whip* A little help?
Mukuro: *doesn't even move when he cracks his whip, just watches in utter amusement* ... *his lips twitches and he gives up and laughs quietly at Dino* *tries not to wake up the entire boat, obviously* No, I think I'll just laugh at you for another minute or two~.
Dino: Oh damnit, come on! *hisses* This is embarassing. *wriggles like a caught fish* *gets more tangled ;_;* Just. Untangle me? *huffs*
Mukuro: *sing-song voice* Poor Bucking Horse Dino, stuck in his own whip~. Kufufu~. *watches him get more tangled* *sighs* I suppose I can untangle you~. *leaning against the foot of the bed now*
Dino: *glares and does NOT find Mukuro's little song amusing AT ALL* Please do. *is decidedly not moving any more than necessary*
Mukuro: All right, all right~. *crawls up onto the bed, bouncing a little bit* Ooh, this IS nice~. *moves over to Dino and starts to untangle him*
Dino: *rolls his eyes heaven-ward* Thank you, since it is your fault. *frumpy when sleepy* *pause* And of course it's nice! *squirms* That TICKLES!
Mukuro: *sighs* Of course, it's MY FAULT~. But you're welcome~. I suppose~. *does whatever he just did again when Dino squirms* Oh, does it~? *smirky smirk*
Dino: Yes it *squirms more* YES, it tickles, you sadistic bastard! *getting re-tangled from the squirming* And your fingers are cold! What did you do, stick them in ice before you walked in here?
Mukuro: *laughs again* *totally does it again because it's funny* *is trying to untangle him, no seriously* My fingers are always cold~. And it was a bit chilly in my room~.
Dino: *frowns* There are more blankets in the closet across the hall from you. *actually does care, he's a Vongola guardian, after all. Sort of. Mostly by association* *cannot. stop. squirming.* You cannot be accomplishing anything like this!
Mukuro: Ah, all right~. I'll go get some tomorrow~. *knows that Dino cares because, duh, he basically rescused their sorry asses after the ship sank* *not sure whether the squirming turns him on or amuses him like hell* ... Well, perhaps you should stop moving~.
Dino: *relieved because the sadistic jerk's finger are at least WARMING UP, but still getting tickled to hell and back* I'd stop moving if you'd stop TICKLING ME. *trying so hard not to laugh and wake up Lambo because that is JUST what he needs, seriously.*
Mukuro: *they're only warming up because he's doing something with them* I'm trying NOT to tickle you~. You must be horribly ticklish~. *glances for a brief second at Lambo who is still drooling away, hoping he doesn't wake up either*
Dino: *frowns and tries to hold still* Only when someone is running their ice-cold fingers all over my SKIN. *makes sure to speak very, very quietly*
Mukuro: I could always leave you here if you're going to complain like this~. *smirks* *leaning sorta close to his ear when he says this*
Dino: *groans in embarrasment* Please don't. *twitches*
Mukuro: Oh, don't worry~. You entice me enough that I wouldn't leave you stranded in your bed entangled in your own whip~. *could have probably untangled him in about a minute but he'd rather take his time*
Dino: *blinks and goes very, very still* En-entice you enough? *wants to curl up in the nice, furry blankets and not be dealing with this* What do you mean.
Mukuro: *laughs lowly, quietly* I'd rather not say~. You wouldn't believe me anyway~.
Dino: *groans and burries his face in his pillow* I don't want to know. Just. Untangle me? *wiggles fingers helpfully....or not so helpfully*
Mukuro: *heavily amused* *might be fucking with him, might not be* *and the finger wiggling was very unhelpful* *sighs* If I must~. *continues to untangle him*
Dino: *thankful, really* Yes, you must. Because if you don't, then I'll probably strangle myself in my sleep! And then where would we be. *attempts a smile!*
Mukuro: *glances at him and then undoes another knot* Ah, well if you strangled yourself in your sleep then we'd probably bury you at sea, and then there would be a massive fight for your bed~. *smirk*
Dino: *quiet* Pleasant thought, really. *sighs and carefully stretches out the leg that was just freed* Why is everyone so obsessed with my bed, anyhow?
Mukuro: *sorta has to touch in very awkward places now that he's actually attempting to untangle him* ... *thinks about this question* Well, it's obviously the greatest bed in all of the sea~. *laughs a little* For starters, it's ridiculously large and comfortable and who wouldn't want to sleep in it, honestly~?
Dino: *doing his best to ignore the hands untying him* *wonders why this is taking so long, Romario must just have gotten really good at it?* It's mostly so I don't fall off and kill myself, you know. *ship rocks and proves his point as he rolls a bit to the side*
Mukuro: *thanking that gods that he's graceful and agile because he's not sure he could deal with being clumsy all the time* *moves a little around Dino to get a rather large knot* I couldn't imagine-- *breaks off when he sorta rolls with Dino* ...
Dino: *smirks a bit* Now imagine the rocking seas on a stormy night and wonder why my bed is enormous. *blinks* Don't roll on top of me!
Mukuro: Ah~. *kinda, um, sprawled on him now* I'm trying NOT to roll on top of you, thank you~! Otherwise I'll get tangled, too~.
Dino: ...Oh god, no. Getoffgetoffgetoff of me now *panics slightly* I do not want someone to walk in here in the morning to see me tangled up with you, even if it's entirely innocent and you only want me for my bed, get off of me and get me out of this! *brain breaks a little*
Mukuro: *isn't really panicked* *although, it'd make one hell of scene in the morning...* I'm TRYING~! *might have gotten his arm stuck in the whip even though that sort of thing LIKE NEVER HAPPENS* *hisses* Just shut up~. I'm trying to--ah I think I might be stuck~. *kinda, um, breathing in Dino's ear now*
Dino: *....dies inside* Get unstuck? Come on! You're one of the graceful sort of people! You don't GET stuck! *ear tickles, oh how the ear tickles* I'll let you stay, even! Just get unstuck and get ME unstuck!!
Mukuro: *if Dino's dying inside, how you think he feels? ;_;* Yes, well I'm trying to get unstuck, and even graceful people have their moments, and it really doesn't help that it's about 3am right now, either~. *huffs a bit into Dino's ear and yanks on his arm*
Dino: *askjfhkasfjh* I am not going to move an inch and you are going to get off of me and fix this. Okay? *breathes* And we wouldn't be tangled up in my whip at 3am if you hadn't decided to sneak in here! *terribly tempted to take a leaf out of Kyouya's book and turn his head just so and bite the guy to death. Death.*
Mukuro: *breathes, too* *trying to stay calm and cool and collected because yeah, he's a mafia criminal, but being tangled up in some really good looking older mafioso's bed whom you sorta nut not really have UST with is, well, rather awkward* ... Okay~. *doesn't even retort this time* *although, he can torment Dino later* *slowly, gracefully he begins to untangle his arm from the whip*
Dino: *sighs in relief* Thank you. *really just wants to go to sleep but kind of CAN'T just at the moment because 1, there's a teenage boy attached to his back and 2, he'd probably flail and end up dead after strangling himself with his own whip* This is horrifically awkward.
Mukuro: You really shouldn't sleep with your whip, and yes, this is horrifically awkward~. *now that he's untangled himself, he finishes up untangling Dino* *wouldn't mind some sleep right now, too* *of course, then the boat rocks and since he's sorta trying to untangle Dino, he rolls a bit*
Dino: I don't usually have multiple people threatening to invade my room in the night. *groans as the rolling occurs again* Not again, please tell me not again!
Mukuro: *doesn't get tangled when they roll this time, though* No, you're all right, and I'm almost done~. *sighs* I didn't threaten to invade your room~.
Dino: *sighs in relief!* Oh, thank god. *feels freedom reaching ever closer* Not in as many words, no. Gokudera did though. Theatened to strangle me. *bite off a laugh with a glance at Lambo* About did that one for him, didn't I?
Mukuro: Yes, I saw that~. He's an imbecile~. I wouldn't listen to him~. He's far too busy with his obsession~. *finally, he finishes untangling Dino* There~!
Dino: *almost giggles* He's pretty funny about that, isn't he? *pause* Wait, you didn't step on him, did you? Is he really still in the hallway? *rolls gratefully away from the whip* Put that somewhere...off the bed. There's a shelf. I'm not touching it right now. *paranoid*
Mukuro: *thought he heard him GIGGLE, oh god* ... Yeah, that idiot is still in the hallway~. *sighs, grabs the whip and rolls off the bed* No, I didn't step on him because I was trying to sneak into your room, remember~? *squints and tries to find the shelf* *walks over to it and places the whip on it* ... All right~. *turns around and looks at Dino, sorta watching him for a moment* *feels... awkward for like... the first time ever*
Dino: Oh. Good. *fights back another almost-giggle* He'd wake up the whole ship if you did, wouldn't he? Counter-productive and all. *looks at Mukuro* Uhm. *could cut the tension in the air with a knife. Or a whip. But would probably miss and regret it, either way* You can...stay. I think I said that somewhere in the demands for you to untangle me. *sits awkwardly and laughs a bit* It's only fair. Plus, you might wake him up on the way back. *weak excuse and he knows it*
Mukuro: *smirks* Yes, and you would have been an even worse predicament~. *approaches the bed* ... Ah, thanks~. And yes, you did say that I could stay and I'm eternally grateful for that~. *crawls up onto the bed* *of course, he knows Dino is just using weak excuses to justify the situation*
Dino: Plenty of space, after all? *grabs a free blanket and hands it to Mukuro* And I'd be a bad mafia boss if I didn't keep my promises, you know. *ducks back under his own blankets because it finally dawns on him that he's not wearing terribly much besides underthings* Just. Grope me and you will die. Got it? *totally serious* And leave Lambo alone too.
Mukuro: *takes the blanket* *crawls under the covers with his blankets and grabs a pillow* I know, I know~. *knows how the mafia rolls, thanks* *isn't wearing much, either, uh* Kufufu, I have no desire to grope you--you're not my type~. *smirk* And I'm not going to bother the little cow thing, either~. *pauses to fix his pillow* So, good night... Dino Cavallone~.
Dino: *nods, content with the situation and yawns* Right. Good. Understood. *yawns again* Goodnight, Mukuro Rokudo. *curls up in his pillows again*
Mukuro: *closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep because he's freaking tired, man*
Dino: *drifts off, FINALLY, on the opposite side of the bed*
Mukuro: *through the course of the rest of the night, however, he manages to move closer to Dino because he moves a bit when he sleeps and well, the boat rocks and rolls, too*
Dino: *is uncoordinated in sleep as well and is drawn to the middle of the bed like a magnet*
*THE NEXT MORNING... OKAY WELL MORE LIKE A FEW HOURS LATER*
Mukuro: *sleeping soundly with his arms kinda wrapped around Dino and the blankets tangled up around him*
Dino: *curled snuggly in a nice ball of warmth* *has Lambodrool dripping on his nose*
Mukuro: *has Lambo drool dripping on him, too* *is all cuddly and snuggly with Dino because he's warm*
Dino: *stomach growls, it's breakfast time!* *goes to stretch---* Huh? *blinks* *realizes* *turns red and decides he must still be asleep*
Mukuro: *still sleeping* *his hair is all messy and covering his face now* *resting his head on Dino's upper chest sorta*
Dino: *is never, ever going to live this down*
Mukuro: *will make sure of that*
So, you've all waited long enough, yeah? Har har, sorry for the wait. This happened after this thread. It involves Dino's bed and that's enough to make you read it, RIGHT? Anyway, it's rated PG-13ish for utter absurdity, hilarity and lots of gay. Enjoy... And don't hate us because we're awesome. :)
Mukuro: *frowns, logs off LJ and shuts off his laptop* *glances at the clock and smirks a little* *slides off his bed as quietly as he can, puts on his slippers and shuts off his little side table lamp* Kufufu, silly mafia boy~. *murmurs*
Dino: *ignoring the fact that Lambo is drooling and making god-awful noises through his nose because he's sort of getting used it it and drifting off to sleep, finally* Hmmpphhghh *keeps whip within reach just in case of any nighttime visitors*
Mukuro: *slips out his room and into the narrow hallway* *squints into the darkness, and notices Gokudera's sleeping form in the hallway* *starts to tip-toe as quietly as possible down the hallway, past Vongola X's room (<3) and Dino's subordinates room into the kitchen and living area*
Dino: *sleeping comfortably, ensconced in pillows, blankets and memory foam (*_*)*
Mukuro: *tempted to puts Gokudera's fingers in water or something, but refrains and figures he can do that another night* *is about four feet away from Dino's door now*
Dino: *zzzzzzzzzTHUD* *clumsily kicked the wall* herghk?! mmm. *zzzzzzzzz*
Mukuro: *hears this and freezes*
Dino: *snores*
Mukuro: *wonders why everyone on this boat snores* *inches towards his door* *glances across the way at Romario's room and sees him dutifully sleeping* *grins*
Dino: *rolls over and hugs Giant Pillow #5 with a dopey sleepy smile*
Mukuro: *peeks inside the room through the crack and sees Lambo drooling and Dino cuddling one of his gigantic pillows in that absolutely glorious bed*
Dino: *sleepily senses someone there!* *does not move, grips whip*
Mukuro: *freezes again* *realizes that Dino is a much lighter sleeper than he thought*
Dino: *lets out a whuff and a soft snore and cuddle pillow more*
Mukuro: *peeks in again to check then gently pushes open the door, letting only an inch open at a time incase he wakes up*
Dino: *totally away and faking it*
Mukuro: *imagines he'll be castrated, or worse, throw off the boat if Dino wakes up and finds him invading his room* *eyes Dino carefully as he opens the door, slipping his lithe body through the opening*
Dino: *wonders if it's Gokudera or Mukuro...* *slits one eye open, spies Mukuro* *grips whip* I hope you came with a reason.
Mukuro: *stops dead in his tracks and stares at Dino* ... I was hoping you'd be dreaming by now~.
Dino: *lifts an eyebrow* I'm a mafia boss. I sleep lightly.
Mukuro: Kufufu, no need to remind me~. I noticed~. *is sorta standing with one half of his body in the doorway and the other in the room*
Dino: *sighs and sits up, sparing a glance at Lambo* Did you need something? *manages to NOT topple over and finds this an accomplishment!*
Mukuro: *smirks* *takes a step closer, his body inside the room now* Possibly~.
Dino: *sets whip in lap* Something specific? *not getting off the bed, will kill self on accident*
Mukuro: *would laugh very, very hard if Dino had some sort of issue getting out of his own bed* *nods* That would be correct~.
Dino: *thus is not GETTING OUT OF BED. Or using the whip unless absolutely necessary* Which would be what, exactly?
Mukuro: *his smirk widens* Your bed, of course~. *takes another half-step closer*
Dino: *frowns* You might note that I was ATTEMPTING to sleep in it.
Mukuro: Yes, and you failed at doing that~.
Dino: Only because you decided to sneak in here. Why are you here? *looks over at Lambo again, does not want to DEAL with that* Is something wrong with your bed?
Mukuro: *doesn't take his eyes off Dino* Other than it's not the bed I want to sleep in tonight, then no~.
Dino: *pouts slightly* Well I'm not getting up.
Mukuro: Not that you could, kufufu~.
Dino: I could. Maybe *not blushing, not blushing* It would probably just not be pretty. Unless you want to wake up Romario, and he might shoot you! *tries not to look pleased at the idea* *probably fails*
Mukuro: *can tell he's blushing even though it's quite dark inside the room* I doubt it~. *pauses* And I'd prefer not to wake up your subordinate and have him shoot me~. *is only about three feet away from the bed now* *looks relaxed, not particularly tired*
Dino: *inches back onto the bed and falls over a bit* *curses his clumsyness under his breath* He might wake up on his own, you know. *stifles a yawn*
Mukuro: He looked quite asleep when I passed by him~. *takes another half-step closer*
Dino: Er, yes, well. He does that. Look asleep. He's good at that. Doesn't necessarily mean anything... *wishes for Romario ;_;*
Mukuro: Kufufu, I'm sure he does~. *walks another half-step* *is about one and a half feet from the foot of the bed*
Dino: *grabs the handle of the whip* And what do you think you're doing!
Dino: *forgets that he's about to look like an IDIOT*
Mukuro: *trying very, very hard not to fall over laughing and wake up everyone else* *smirks really widely* I'm going to bed obviously~.
Dino: This is MY bed! *goes to crack the whip and chase Mukuro out and...* Er. *is tangled up in his own whip* A little help?
Mukuro: *doesn't even move when he cracks his whip, just watches in utter amusement* ... *his lips twitches and he gives up and laughs quietly at Dino* *tries not to wake up the entire boat, obviously* No, I think I'll just laugh at you for another minute or two~.
Dino: Oh damnit, come on! *hisses* This is embarassing. *wriggles like a caught fish* *gets more tangled ;_;* Just. Untangle me? *huffs*
Mukuro: *sing-song voice* Poor Bucking Horse Dino, stuck in his own whip~. Kufufu~. *watches him get more tangled* *sighs* I suppose I can untangle you~. *leaning against the foot of the bed now*
Dino: *glares and does NOT find Mukuro's little song amusing AT ALL* Please do. *is decidedly not moving any more than necessary*
Mukuro: All right, all right~. *crawls up onto the bed, bouncing a little bit* Ooh, this IS nice~. *moves over to Dino and starts to untangle him*
Dino: *rolls his eyes heaven-ward* Thank you, since it is your fault. *frumpy when sleepy* *pause* And of course it's nice! *squirms* That TICKLES!
Mukuro: *sighs* Of course, it's MY FAULT~. But you're welcome~. I suppose~. *does whatever he just did again when Dino squirms* Oh, does it~? *smirky smirk*
Dino: Yes it *squirms more* YES, it tickles, you sadistic bastard! *getting re-tangled from the squirming* And your fingers are cold! What did you do, stick them in ice before you walked in here?
Mukuro: *laughs again* *totally does it again because it's funny* *is trying to untangle him, no seriously* My fingers are always cold~. And it was a bit chilly in my room~.
Dino: *frowns* There are more blankets in the closet across the hall from you. *actually does care, he's a Vongola guardian, after all. Sort of. Mostly by association* *cannot. stop. squirming.* You cannot be accomplishing anything like this!
Mukuro: Ah, all right~. I'll go get some tomorrow~. *knows that Dino cares because, duh, he basically rescused their sorry asses after the ship sank* *not sure whether the squirming turns him on or amuses him like hell* ... Well, perhaps you should stop moving~.
Dino: *relieved because the sadistic jerk's finger are at least WARMING UP, but still getting tickled to hell and back* I'd stop moving if you'd stop TICKLING ME. *trying so hard not to laugh and wake up Lambo because that is JUST what he needs, seriously.*
Mukuro: *they're only warming up because he's doing something with them* I'm trying NOT to tickle you~. You must be horribly ticklish~. *glances for a brief second at Lambo who is still drooling away, hoping he doesn't wake up either*
Dino: *frowns and tries to hold still* Only when someone is running their ice-cold fingers all over my SKIN. *makes sure to speak very, very quietly*
Mukuro: I could always leave you here if you're going to complain like this~. *smirks* *leaning sorta close to his ear when he says this*
Dino: *groans in embarrasment* Please don't. *twitches*
Mukuro: Oh, don't worry~. You entice me enough that I wouldn't leave you stranded in your bed entangled in your own whip~. *could have probably untangled him in about a minute but he'd rather take his time*
Dino: *blinks and goes very, very still* En-entice you enough? *wants to curl up in the nice, furry blankets and not be dealing with this* What do you mean.
Mukuro: *laughs lowly, quietly* I'd rather not say~. You wouldn't believe me anyway~.
Dino: *groans and burries his face in his pillow* I don't want to know. Just. Untangle me? *wiggles fingers helpfully....or not so helpfully*
Mukuro: *heavily amused* *might be fucking with him, might not be* *and the finger wiggling was very unhelpful* *sighs* If I must~. *continues to untangle him*
Dino: *thankful, really* Yes, you must. Because if you don't, then I'll probably strangle myself in my sleep! And then where would we be. *attempts a smile!*
Mukuro: *glances at him and then undoes another knot* Ah, well if you strangled yourself in your sleep then we'd probably bury you at sea, and then there would be a massive fight for your bed~. *smirk*
Dino: *quiet* Pleasant thought, really. *sighs and carefully stretches out the leg that was just freed* Why is everyone so obsessed with my bed, anyhow?
Mukuro: *sorta has to touch in very awkward places now that he's actually attempting to untangle him* ... *thinks about this question* Well, it's obviously the greatest bed in all of the sea~. *laughs a little* For starters, it's ridiculously large and comfortable and who wouldn't want to sleep in it, honestly~?
Dino: *doing his best to ignore the hands untying him* *wonders why this is taking so long, Romario must just have gotten really good at it?* It's mostly so I don't fall off and kill myself, you know. *ship rocks and proves his point as he rolls a bit to the side*
Mukuro: *thanking that gods that he's graceful and agile because he's not sure he could deal with being clumsy all the time* *moves a little around Dino to get a rather large knot* I couldn't imagine-- *breaks off when he sorta rolls with Dino* ...
Dino: *smirks a bit* Now imagine the rocking seas on a stormy night and wonder why my bed is enormous. *blinks* Don't roll on top of me!
Mukuro: Ah~. *kinda, um, sprawled on him now* I'm trying NOT to roll on top of you, thank you~! Otherwise I'll get tangled, too~.
Dino: ...Oh god, no. Getoffgetoffgetoff of me now *panics slightly* I do not want someone to walk in here in the morning to see me tangled up with you, even if it's entirely innocent and you only want me for my bed, get off of me and get me out of this! *brain breaks a little*
Mukuro: *isn't really panicked* *although, it'd make one hell of scene in the morning...* I'm TRYING~! *might have gotten his arm stuck in the whip even though that sort of thing LIKE NEVER HAPPENS* *hisses* Just shut up~. I'm trying to--ah I think I might be stuck~. *kinda, um, breathing in Dino's ear now*
Dino: *....dies inside* Get unstuck? Come on! You're one of the graceful sort of people! You don't GET stuck! *ear tickles, oh how the ear tickles* I'll let you stay, even! Just get unstuck and get ME unstuck!!
Mukuro: *if Dino's dying inside, how you think he feels? ;_;* Yes, well I'm trying to get unstuck, and even graceful people have their moments, and it really doesn't help that it's about 3am right now, either~. *huffs a bit into Dino's ear and yanks on his arm*
Dino: *askjfhkasfjh* I am not going to move an inch and you are going to get off of me and fix this. Okay? *breathes* And we wouldn't be tangled up in my whip at 3am if you hadn't decided to sneak in here! *terribly tempted to take a leaf out of Kyouya's book and turn his head just so and bite the guy to death. Death.*
Mukuro: *breathes, too* *trying to stay calm and cool and collected because yeah, he's a mafia criminal, but being tangled up in some really good looking older mafioso's bed whom you sorta nut not really have UST with is, well, rather awkward* ... Okay~. *doesn't even retort this time* *although, he can torment Dino later* *slowly, gracefully he begins to untangle his arm from the whip*
Dino: *sighs in relief* Thank you. *really just wants to go to sleep but kind of CAN'T just at the moment because 1, there's a teenage boy attached to his back and 2, he'd probably flail and end up dead after strangling himself with his own whip* This is horrifically awkward.
Mukuro: You really shouldn't sleep with your whip, and yes, this is horrifically awkward~. *now that he's untangled himself, he finishes up untangling Dino* *wouldn't mind some sleep right now, too* *of course, then the boat rocks and since he's sorta trying to untangle Dino, he rolls a bit*
Dino: I don't usually have multiple people threatening to invade my room in the night. *groans as the rolling occurs again* Not again, please tell me not again!
Mukuro: *doesn't get tangled when they roll this time, though* No, you're all right, and I'm almost done~. *sighs* I didn't threaten to invade your room~.
Dino: *sighs in relief!* Oh, thank god. *feels freedom reaching ever closer* Not in as many words, no. Gokudera did though. Theatened to strangle me. *bite off a laugh with a glance at Lambo* About did that one for him, didn't I?
Mukuro: Yes, I saw that~. He's an imbecile~. I wouldn't listen to him~. He's far too busy with his obsession~. *finally, he finishes untangling Dino* There~!
Dino: *almost giggles* He's pretty funny about that, isn't he? *pause* Wait, you didn't step on him, did you? Is he really still in the hallway? *rolls gratefully away from the whip* Put that somewhere...off the bed. There's a shelf. I'm not touching it right now. *paranoid*
Mukuro: *thought he heard him GIGGLE, oh god* ... Yeah, that idiot is still in the hallway~. *sighs, grabs the whip and rolls off the bed* No, I didn't step on him because I was trying to sneak into your room, remember~? *squints and tries to find the shelf* *walks over to it and places the whip on it* ... All right~. *turns around and looks at Dino, sorta watching him for a moment* *feels... awkward for like... the first time ever*
Dino: Oh. Good. *fights back another almost-giggle* He'd wake up the whole ship if you did, wouldn't he? Counter-productive and all. *looks at Mukuro* Uhm. *could cut the tension in the air with a knife. Or a whip. But would probably miss and regret it, either way* You can...stay. I think I said that somewhere in the demands for you to untangle me. *sits awkwardly and laughs a bit* It's only fair. Plus, you might wake him up on the way back. *weak excuse and he knows it*
Mukuro: *smirks* Yes, and you would have been an even worse predicament~. *approaches the bed* ... Ah, thanks~. And yes, you did say that I could stay and I'm eternally grateful for that~. *crawls up onto the bed* *of course, he knows Dino is just using weak excuses to justify the situation*
Dino: Plenty of space, after all? *grabs a free blanket and hands it to Mukuro* And I'd be a bad mafia boss if I didn't keep my promises, you know. *ducks back under his own blankets because it finally dawns on him that he's not wearing terribly much besides underthings* Just. Grope me and you will die. Got it? *totally serious* And leave Lambo alone too.
Mukuro: *takes the blanket* *crawls under the covers with his blankets and grabs a pillow* I know, I know~. *knows how the mafia rolls, thanks* *isn't wearing much, either, uh* Kufufu, I have no desire to grope you--you're not my type~. *smirk* And I'm not going to bother the little cow thing, either~. *pauses to fix his pillow* So, good night... Dino Cavallone~.
Dino: *nods, content with the situation and yawns* Right. Good. Understood. *yawns again* Goodnight, Mukuro Rokudo. *curls up in his pillows again*
Mukuro: *closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep because he's freaking tired, man*
Dino: *drifts off, FINALLY, on the opposite side of the bed*
Mukuro: *through the course of the rest of the night, however, he manages to move closer to Dino because he moves a bit when he sleeps and well, the boat rocks and rolls, too*
Dino: *is uncoordinated in sleep as well and is drawn to the middle of the bed like a magnet*
*THE NEXT MORNING... OKAY WELL MORE LIKE A FEW HOURS LATER*
Mukuro: *sleeping soundly with his arms kinda wrapped around Dino and the blankets tangled up around him*
Dino: *curled snuggly in a nice ball of warmth* *has Lambodrool dripping on his nose*
Mukuro: *has Lambo drool dripping on him, too* *is all cuddly and snuggly with Dino because he's warm*
Dino: *stomach growls, it's breakfast time!* *goes to stretch---* Huh? *blinks* *realizes* *turns red and decides he must still be asleep*
Mukuro: *still sleeping* *his hair is all messy and covering his face now* *resting his head on Dino's upper chest sorta*
Dino: *is never, ever going to live this down*
Mukuro: *will make sure of that*