Shorts
So I saw this on DA and inspiration came after me with a giant club.
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Shorts
“Fuck. Dammit Jonghyun, get over here!”
The second eldest member of SHINee and current de facto leader walked into the leader’s room where said leader was struggling to fit the white shorts over his hips.
“Jonghyun! Why the fuck did you buy shorts that were a size too small?” the older man groused as he stood mostly naked, muscular arms crossed a pale chest.
Jonghyun stared in a mix of appreciation and envy for a moment before a warning growl made him look up at the leader with a bright smile.
“Quite a potty mouth there, Leader-shi,” he teased as he walked over to the older man. Reaching down, Jonghyun began to slide the shorts up Jinki’s body, placing a hand to help the older man tuck into the tight fabric.
“I’m going to burst out of these, you realize that right?” Jinki asked with a frown.
Jonghyun grinned. “The girls will thank me for it,” he teased, making the older man reach out to swat him.
“Whose dumb-fuck of an idea was this? Fucking costume party,” Jinki muttered as Jonghyun finished fixing the pleats of the loincloth.
“Don’t complain,” Jonghyun teased as he pushed Jinki to face the mirror. “Wait till you see Kibum’s. It’s even shorter than yours.”
Jinki groaned. “He’s going to get molested and then it’s going to be a scandal, and I am too fucking stressed to deal with this.”
Jonghyun sighed and leaned his head on Jinki’s shoulder as the older man glared at through the mirror.
“I’ll buy you soju,” the younger man offered.
“You better buy me the entire bar at this rate,” Jinki snapped back as he worked kohl into his waterline.
The door opened and Taemin slipped inside, running over and throwing himself onto Jinki’s bed. The leader took one look at the youngest and turned to glare at Jonghyun.
“He’s legal,” Jonghyun countered. “And I can’t really overrule his umma.”
Taemin grinned as Jonghyun sat down on the bed next to him.
“Hyung, I doubt anyone is going to even look at me with Minho-hyung there. Have you seen him?”
Jinki sighed as he slipped the headdress and necklaces into place. “At this rate Jonghyun, alcohol isn’t going to cut it,” he warned.
Taemin giggled as he sat up and sprawled across Jonghyun’s back, the older man shaking his shoulders playfully to throw the younger boy off.
“Honestly, hyung. If it does go that bad, you can string up my ass in front of management and tell me ‘I told you so’. It’s all yours,” he claimed, gesturing to his backside.
“You guys ready?” Kibum’s voice yelled down the hall. Taemin jumped off the bed immediately, running out the door. Jonghyun got to his feet to follow the maknae when Jinki grabbed him, pressing him into the wall.
Jonghyun raised an eyebrow in surprise at the predatory look on the eldest man’s face.
“I get your ass, huh?” he whispered. “I guess I can take that deal.”
With a smirk, Jinki stepped away and walked out into the hallway.
“Come on, Jonghyun,” he called back. “I don’t want to miss this.”
Jonghyun followed him out and shook his head at the lusty grin the eldest shot him. He was going to be so sore tomorrow.
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A/N: I have no words for this. I'm so sorry. It just wrote itself. I swear, I will get back to working on Hunters.
P.S. Anyone else have a freaking conniption at Minho's teaser? March 21st couldn't be any farther!