I like these....

[illusionssoul]

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
::

A Woman's Rule of Thumb

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[iamthesky]

You should go to Clutch tonight at the Howlin' Wolf!