FIFTY-NINE. Intrigue.

[ilookgreat]

Intrigue

Denny Crane: The Man, The Legend, The IntrigueIt’s a working title for my autobiography that I’m making the interns write. It’s part of new employee orientation - initiation, really, but don’t tell the kids! I’ve decided that I should start documenting the important points of my life - it’s for education, they need a textbook in order to

Comments

[alan_shore]

Even if does mean assuming the lowly status of intern, I'd like to participate in this literary venture. How does the title Citizen Crane strike you?

[ilookgreat]

It needs sex appeal. Sex sells.

[alan_shore]

We'll have your picture beneath the title, of course.

[ilookgreat]

Of course. Denny Crane.

[claire_simms]

Do I get to be in the book?

[ilookgreat]

Absolutely.

Centerfold?

[claire_simms]

It's your book...you should keep the centerfold for yourself...I'll take a few paragraphs.

[ilookgreat]

We can put a glossy photo wherever you'd like it.

[mr_colbert]

If you need any assistance I'd be happy to help. I've already written a book you know. I hope you're putting me in there too. The Colbert Award of Literary Excellence could be a big sales booster.

[ilookgreat]

You know, son, I was going to request one of the Colbert Awards of Literary Excellence for the book.

[mr_colbert]

Denny, a man of your caliber doesn't have to ask. Tell me when and where you want the award. I'll come running.

[ave_marita]

Out of casual interest, Mr. Crane... how many chapters would there be if there was one for each "'til death do us part"?

[ilookgreat]

Five, if we're discussing previous wives. Six, if you say I do.

[ave_marita]

I do.