[re-start] 01. Under what circumstance, if any, is it okay to break the law?

[ilookgreat]

Under what circumstances, if any, is it okay to break the law?Let’s re-phrase this. Under what circumstances has Denny Crane not broken the law? I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been arrested, with or without Alan. I blame the mad cow and a certain incredibly pansy judge. That man enjoys holding me in contempt, in every possible meaning you

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[fannyfae]

Is fidelity actually factor in your current marriage, Mr. Crane?

OOC: OMG! You've made my day! Welcome back, Denny Crane! :)

[ilookgreat]

It's been a factor in the rest of my marriages. I don't think Alan's cheating. He knows better. He knows if he cheats, he gets cut off to the money supply.

You're still hot. Denny Crane.

OOC: YAY!! <3333

[fannyfae]

What a pity. And here I owe the success of my own marriage to continuous infidelities. *wry smile*

I am sure Alan would never do anything so rash.

Thank you. So are you.

[ilookgreat]

Oh? Do you? Let's commit one then, for both of us.

Alan....well, he tends to do whatever he wants. He knows better though.

I like you.

[alan_shore]

Seven. This is lucky number seven.

And while I'll be the first to acknowledge that it isn't much of a leap from breaking the law to my late lamented sex life, could we in the future try to avoid conducting public discussions of it?

ooc: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD How is it that you always manage to post when I'm off getting drunk away from the computer?

Also, I love the tags.

[ilookgreat]

You remembered. Any idea what our anniversary date is? I wear the pants, when I remember so I'm not supposed to remember.

No. This is fun. Besides, I won't remember this tomorrow. Is it tomorrow? Hell.

ooc: HEEEEEEEEEE. silly, silly.

[alan_shore]

Yes, yes. I'm the appointment book in this relationship.

...December 12th.

You may not, but I will.

[claire_simms]

Yay Denny! Lorraine and Claire are so happy!