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And now, what you've all been waiting for!
What? No one was waiting for this? Yeah, i know.
Anyways,
"Why do you think Arizona repealed their sodomy laws?" -JB
"A large gay community?" -student
"No, Arizona's a pretty conservative state." -JB
*silence*
"It's 'cause straight people like to get they freak on too!!!" -JB
"I love when somebody get's tazered! I LOVE it!" (about Cops)
"Martha Stewart is a criminal, right? She broke the law and got busted... Isn't she writing a book about? About her story and prison... and how they should revamp it? ...riiiight."
"Yeah, that was something they forgot to mention... the possibilty of partial facial paralysis... riight." (regarding a movie we watched about cochlear implants where they were listing the cons of getting one)
"It's weird that she was watching him and idolizing him when she was groung up." -JB
"Wait, how old is she?" -student
"I don't know... she's gotta be like ten or something." -JB (katie holmes & tom cruise)
"In Arizona, you can't have sex outside... i guess there were some FREAKS in Arizona."
"In some states, missionary is the only acceptable position... nobody follows that rule."
"This is also around the same time that the birth control pill came out. ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!! YAYYYY!!!!"
"I don't know what the girls talked about... ours was stupid.. it was basically like "you'll go blind if you masterbate and take lots of cold showers!"" (maturation vidoes in elementary school)
"And also, he did it with an employee... ugh!" (clinton/lewinsky)
"And as long as they don't come back with some other person's funk, it's okay! This is a problem, i think." (about different peoples' interpretation of cheating)
"I went to a drag show in Missouri once. Have any of you guys even like... heard of Missouri?"
"Do you guys know that song "I'm a bitch, i'm a something, i don't know the words, i'm not going to sing?""
""Queer as Folk will probably never get an award ... unless it's a porn award."
"I saw that and was like "DUDE! That's you mom's! Put that down!"" (on a swedish commercial featuring a small child playing w/ a vibrator)
"You look at foorball like ... it's men slapping each others' butts ... showering together ... putting their hands between each others' legs ... and straight people are like "we don't want to talk about it this way...""
"Do we have any Hardees around here?" -JB
"No." -student
"Okay, THAT is a problem." -JB
"...a bunch of old women are doing it for like ... five dollars! Can you imagine? Youj make more money at McDonalds! And honestly, if i'm going to whore myself and i'm not getting enough to but a hamburger @ Carl's Jr... I'm not doing it!" (carl's jr is a burger chain in the southwest with really good burgers)
"You could get your head cut off and 10 minutes later still get erect and ejaculate..." -some kid in class
"...um... where did they find that out?" -JB
"Austria."
"Ooooooohh... *thinks* yeah, that makes sense." -JB
Note: As you can see, the days we talked about sex and sexuality were hilarious because you have to make sex funny to get people to talk about it.
"And he would get all excited and be like "you've got this 'x' here and if you put this 'x' here, you get THIS!!!" and i was like "NO....WAAAAYY!"" (about his calc prof in college)
"I don't know if there are black people in Pittsburgh, but i'm assuming there are... they apparenlty just don't go to gay bars... or anywhere else in the city." (about queer as folk)
"She has a glass eye... it's the best glass eye I've ever seen!!"
And, a couple random other quotes from kids in the class:
"And Paris Hilton is all washing a car and then she just whips out a hamburger! EW!" -Lavenia (about a Hardees commercial)
"I'm doing my project on cernivorism ... I think i made up that word." -Tom
"Kids see a cartoon picture of a turkey and they say "yum!"" -Tom
So that ends the wonders of sociology! I hope you enjoyed. I know i did.
In other new, have i just about had it with my dad? You bet i have.
What? No one was waiting for this? Yeah, i know.
Anyways,
"Why do you think Arizona repealed their sodomy laws?" -JB
"A large gay community?" -student
"No, Arizona's a pretty conservative state." -JB
*silence*
"It's 'cause straight people like to get they freak on too!!!" -JB
"I love when somebody get's tazered! I LOVE it!" (about Cops)
"Martha Stewart is a criminal, right? She broke the law and got busted... Isn't she writing a book about? About her story and prison... and how they should revamp it? ...riiiight."
"Yeah, that was something they forgot to mention... the possibilty of partial facial paralysis... riight." (regarding a movie we watched about cochlear implants where they were listing the cons of getting one)
"It's weird that she was watching him and idolizing him when she was groung up." -JB
"Wait, how old is she?" -student
"I don't know... she's gotta be like ten or something." -JB (katie holmes & tom cruise)
"In Arizona, you can't have sex outside... i guess there were some FREAKS in Arizona."
"In some states, missionary is the only acceptable position... nobody follows that rule."
"This is also around the same time that the birth control pill came out. ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!! YAYYYY!!!!"
"I don't know what the girls talked about... ours was stupid.. it was basically like "you'll go blind if you masterbate and take lots of cold showers!"" (maturation vidoes in elementary school)
"And also, he did it with an employee... ugh!" (clinton/lewinsky)
"And as long as they don't come back with some other person's funk, it's okay! This is a problem, i think." (about different peoples' interpretation of cheating)
"I went to a drag show in Missouri once. Have any of you guys even like... heard of Missouri?"
"Do you guys know that song "I'm a bitch, i'm a something, i don't know the words, i'm not going to sing?""
""Queer as Folk will probably never get an award ... unless it's a porn award."
"I saw that and was like "DUDE! That's you mom's! Put that down!"" (on a swedish commercial featuring a small child playing w/ a vibrator)
"You look at foorball like ... it's men slapping each others' butts ... showering together ... putting their hands between each others' legs ... and straight people are like "we don't want to talk about it this way...""
"Do we have any Hardees around here?" -JB
"No." -student
"Okay, THAT is a problem." -JB
"...a bunch of old women are doing it for like ... five dollars! Can you imagine? Youj make more money at McDonalds! And honestly, if i'm going to whore myself and i'm not getting enough to but a hamburger @ Carl's Jr... I'm not doing it!" (carl's jr is a burger chain in the southwest with really good burgers)
"You could get your head cut off and 10 minutes later still get erect and ejaculate..." -some kid in class
"...um... where did they find that out?" -JB
"Austria."
"Ooooooohh... *thinks* yeah, that makes sense." -JB
Note: As you can see, the days we talked about sex and sexuality were hilarious because you have to make sex funny to get people to talk about it.
"And he would get all excited and be like "you've got this 'x' here and if you put this 'x' here, you get THIS!!!" and i was like "NO....WAAAAYY!"" (about his calc prof in college)
"I don't know if there are black people in Pittsburgh, but i'm assuming there are... they apparenlty just don't go to gay bars... or anywhere else in the city." (about queer as folk)
"She has a glass eye... it's the best glass eye I've ever seen!!"
And, a couple random other quotes from kids in the class:
"And Paris Hilton is all washing a car and then she just whips out a hamburger! EW!" -Lavenia (about a Hardees commercial)
"I'm doing my project on cernivorism ... I think i made up that word." -Tom
"Kids see a cartoon picture of a turkey and they say "yum!"" -Tom
So that ends the wonders of sociology! I hope you enjoyed. I know i did.
In other new, have i just about had it with my dad? You bet i have.