If you're a boy, or um... well you might not care to read this.
I guess I had a cyst on one of my ovaries and it burst. Basically there is just a bunch of fluid in my abdomen and I feel like I am going to die. I have been assured that I am going to be fine soon, and in the mean time I am sleeping and watching television. I wonder about the doctor that examined me though. He did that annoying thing where he closed his eyes when he spoke about subjects and terms that were in "medical jargon"--which is totally a pet peeve of mine. He's also been hitting the Zoom whitening a bit much seeings as his teeth looked like radioactive ivory, but whatever, he gave me medicine and I feel better than I did on Saturday (when it happened).