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[iloveexplosions]

i don't really understand what is going on right now. i feel really disconnected from everything. i feel like i can't do anything right. i feel like if i see another girl and think to myself, "wow, she's pretty maybe i should see if she wants to hang out" i am going to punch myself in the balls. these cursed balls. why do you haunt me so? i

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[arnoldcorns]

lets get everyone to chop off their testicles, and put them in a jar. if someone can guess how many testicles are in the jar, they get the testicles. and jelly beans.

i'm unna make a bowl of cereal..i'm onna eat it

[ttreehousee]

dude i'm so offended...nah..i mean..i'm hungry for pasta salad..
hey i wish i could make it today for the surprise..but i've got to work...
really man..i don't think you need any more love...i've seen pink stuff oozin from those ears but i thought you just had a crazy cotton candy eat-off...you know i'm not "the praying type" but at work they have a daily prayer..with prayer list...i'm gonna put your drippy pink ass on that thing...and i do believe in the power of thought..and boy..you're always in my thoughts
sweetheart

let's see

[lastelleycat]

1. i think you should keep the testicles. the chopping off would be real painful. at least i think it would be.

2. i think you're great. as well as pasta salad. yum

3. you can't leave till we hang out.

and that's really all i got.

[ex_shewasred852]

i am not worried about you. i found a penny in your backyard.

after the barbecue, i was thinking, "oh man- what would rob's family do if something happened to him?" and then i found a penny. my mom says pennies are prayers. so i sometimes even run into traffic to pick them up. borderline OCD? maybe. i'm just saying i'm not worried. you are going to have an amazing experience, and i am so excited for you.

don't forget the bug repellent and your wacky iraqi shirt...

love, alison.

oh no!

[iloveexplosions]

let's stary www.crushster.com

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

sorry my dad made you cry.

Re: oh no!

[ex_shewasred852]

it was really really nice when your dad made me cry, kind of like when you slapped me in the face tonight... you know, it just means a lot.