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[iloveexplosions]

so, i guess we can say that today was the last day of my summer. it has been really good, except for the whole girl thing. you see, i've read my last couple of posts and realized i haven't complained about females and decided i should give the summer review

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[holygalaga]

jaded.

your time with come, robert w.

you're too good of a dude.

if one of us had to die...

[iloveexplosions]

i'd take a bullet for you. i'd take 12 bullets for you. i'd take seventy times seven bullets for you.

[cutoffhisarm]

Robert, if gay marriage were legal in Virginia, I'd be your man.
With that said, the reason you haven't found that right lady yet is simply because "women ain't nothing but tricks'n'hoes". Me and you are going to do a rap anthem called "Goin' ona Picknik". And the lyrics are going to go like this:

ME: GOIN ON A PICKNIK!
YOU: A BASKET FULLA HOES!
ME: GONNA GET SOME PUSSY!
YOU: A FUCKING BASKET FULLA HOES!

But in all seriousness, you'll find her, they just don't make many girls as awesome as Big G made you, so they're just hard to find.

BUT WHEN YOU DO! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH BOY! I'm naked at your wedding.

-Will

[anskramlig]

I was engaged to a boy I'd been with for three years and then I broke it off with him so I could be with Jonathan.

If I were you, I'd ask Jonathan his secrets for getting a mega-hott lady who's aready taken; he seems to be in-the-know.

xo:carlyn