big surprise!

[iloveexplosions]

i always heard that the longer you are breast fed the smarter you are. this theory was disproved when kevin franklin expounded upon his fear of water last night. i mean, if you're sucking your mom's teet until you're in the sixth grade you should be way more rational than that.

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[backinblackboy]

my mom used to breast feed me inbetween at bats at little league. the kids used to spit their gum on me when i came back into the dugout.

[turningmachine]

robertplosions,
i referenced you in my lastest post and thought you should be informed.
love,
-crishen