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[ilovelewsers]

Me: Pirates are overglamorized in movies. Real pirates had no teeth and syphillis from not getting vitamin c.
Jason: Syphillis?
Me: Err..Scurvy.

So kids..Now you know what will happen if you don't drink your orange juice.

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[__plasticxlies]

Guy: "SO IF I DON'T GET VITAMIN C, I'LL LOOK LIKE JACK SPARROW AND TONS OF WOMEN WILL ADORE ME?!!?!!" I can see..some idiot reading your post and doing that. oo;

[ilovelewsers]

That would be so sad. I would cry for that guy. And then laugh at him and call him an idiot.