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[ilovequidditch]

Calling our NEWTS NEWTS is actually rather deceptive, because the name tends to remind one of other things that are pleasant and amphibious and made of chocolate, when they are not at all like chocolate frogs and are rather more like ruddy great harbingers of bloody Death and Doom

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[_indian_goddess]

ruddy great harbingers of bloody Death and Doom!!!

I second that wholeheartedly!

Who was your mystery savior?

[__prefectgirl]

You're being very melodramatic, you know. I would have helped had it not been so painfully obvious you had it coming. Those books can sense when you're not paying attention. That's why it attacked you. To bring you back to reality.

I'm sure someone finds it attractive. Gender optional.

[theworldofvain]

Harry Potter, the Boy who...

The only thing I can come up with is horribly sexual and I'm going to choose not to put it down. I deserve gratitude for this. Plus the whole unwashed-Weasley-sock thing is making me nauseous.

[mari_the_sneak]

if you fancy that I-was-viciously-attacked-by-wizarding-literature look

I could see that as being, erm, a bit attractive. I suppose. Or...not.

[kestrel_kid]

Now I've got bruises all along my jawline, but I think it looks kind of spiffing and manly, if you fancy that I-was-viciously-attacked-by-wizarding-literature look.

All right, Potter. Bless you, my lad.