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[ilovetheride]

on the cliffs of maui my house will sit. lining the cliff will be trails leading to the rocks at the bottom of the cliff. at the bottom will be a wave that only breaks on a south-east swell. preferably a right hander. my porch will have driftwood furniture and the smell of fresh picked fruit straight out of my fruit ochard. my pool sits to the

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[time_standstill]

aw travis that all sounds wonderful and you will have your perfect wife there with you

[dudewhatthefuck]

awwww can i come live with you?

i dont have to be your wife or anything

[nixonsurfer]

man ur daughter is just gonna sneak out some other window. you cant prevent it

and where the hell is "johns guest room" DICK

[fastdiefun]

yeah dude the party room...? seriously