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[ilovetommietoes]

CYCLE GEAR DOES NOT CLOSE AT SIX!! I drove eighty miles an hour every other five meters from Troy to lemon/orangethorpe. 6:55-7:04. That's a freaking world record considering that traffic was an absolute horror. I thank my father for bestowing such intense pressure upon me. My life now revolves around doing other peoples' mundane tasks. The reason

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[pixiebabelove]

saaaweeeet

where is your mom? i play mommy too, but all the time. maintaining a clean house is fucking impossible isnt it? especially with a teenage boy in the house and a dog.

[ilovetommietoes]

hah. at least you have a dog. it's painful taking care of male humans. DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE SUBJECT OF CLEANING THE HOUSE! i now admire single, working/going to school moms. HOW DO THEY DO IT?!!

[pixiebabelove]

crack. lots of it