ATTN: Masses

[ilpacock]

In reaction to the tsunami of "with whom would you like to thread?" posts, I feel the need to reiterate that NO ONE is authorized to interact with myself, Excel, or my secret double-agent Ms. Matsuya. If you are reading this post wondering whether this statement applies to you, allow me to clarify: it not only applies to you, it applies to you

Comments

[mustbecrazy_]

OH REALLY.

BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER

[ilpacock]

Perhaps I should have made this a voice post for those of you who cannot read.

[mustbecrazy_]

No no, it's all about interpretation. Clearly you're just compensating for your lack of social skills.

[ilpacock]

My social skills are perfectly adequate should I have sufficient motivation to put them to use. I can even adopt a more traditionally "pleasant" demeanor, if need be. It's canon.

[im_impulse]

I read stuff besides the bold words!

...and 'm still confused.

[ilpacock]

In short, the members of ACROSS do not wish for replies to any of our posts, comments, or actions, no matter how questionable or quote-unquote "megalomaniacal" they may appear to be.

Yes, the conquest of camp will be much smoother with this new rule in place.

[im_impulse]

Oh, if it's about conquest then I gotta bother you extra hard whenever you post. Superhero rules, y'know.

[ilpacock]

Be forewarned, young man, I may tolerate your insubordination at this point in time (which may or may not correlate with various electronic frustrations), but I shall not do so forever!

[anyposition]

Good thing we don't wait for authorization huh. Also uh yer double agent. Good job, there.

[office_ranger]

What can I say? A girl can't dodge cupid's arrow forever.

[anyposition]

Admit it, it was th'shoulderpads wasn't it? Please say no.

[office_ranger]

I guess they'd be a bit silly-looking to a normal person...

But you know, once you understand Lord Il Palazzo's ideals, there's no way to return to a normal lifestyle. I'm so grateful to have seen the light. The forehead stitches have healed nicely, too.

[with_cock_out]

YOU WISH, OLD MAN

YOU WISH

[ilpacock]

[slightly_anemic]

... What about me, sir?

[ilpacock]

Members of my harem remain quite welcome, of course.

[slightly_anemic]

That's good to know, then!