Comments | ilpromenade: Stardate 2258.230?

starshipcommand in ilpromenade

Stardate 2258.230? :: voice

May 08, 2011 22:15

Enterprise, this is Kirk, come in.

[pause.]

Enterprise, do you read me?

[longer pause.]

Fuck.

*james t. kirk: star trek xi, jazz: transformers, buffy summers: buffy the vampire slayer, jack harkness: torchwood, karkat vantas: homestuck, tony stark: iron man, quorra: tron legacy, yuuta matsukawa: original character

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[voice] coolexec May 9 2011, 10:43:03 UTC

Even if the Enterprise shows up, you're screwed and stuck here for the duration. City doesn't have land or sea limits and I don't think breaking orbit works either.

[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:31:17 UTC

[SO MANY FREAKING RESPONSES, WHAT THE HELL.]

Wait, what? Sorry, but would you mind explaining a bit further?

[voice] coolexec May 10 2011, 21:45:18 UTC

Okay, hang on.

[And he will be linking you to 1, 2, 3 documents.]

Those should fill you in when you get time to have a real read.

By the way, do I call you Jim or Captain?

[voice] starshipcommand May 11 2011, 20:56:41 UTC

[Oh, sweet.] Thanks.

[He opens the documents to start skipping through, just to see what's in them.

Oooh. The first one makes the nerd in Jim really happy. The second one is long, so he skips over to the third one to see what it is --

He raises an eyebrow.] I feel there's a story behind that last one.

[That question gives him pause.] I don't think I've properly introduced myself...

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oooooh i wanna break the 4th wall ;A; meitori May 9 2011, 16:20:02 UTC

[Yuuta blinks. He knows this person!]

Aren't you supposed to be somewhere else?

[voice] DO IT. starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:35:11 UTC

Most definitely.

[voice] \o/ meitori May 11 2011, 15:48:29 UTC

Quick question, just so I know: have you ever had to defeat a rouge Romulan and his followers from blowing up the earth?

[voice] starshipcommand May 11 2011, 20:48:52 UTC

[He's been doing so good to keep his sarcasm to himself, but this time it's kind of difficult.]

Yeah, I have.

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voice; isomorphology May 9 2011, 18:56:14 UTC

I don't think they can hear you.

[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:37:14 UTC

[He hadn't noticed.]

So I've been told. I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. Might I ask who this is?

[voice] isomorphology May 10 2011, 21:40:19 UTC

I'm Quorra. [ She pauses. ] You're a captain of a ship?

[voice] starshipcommand May 11 2011, 20:49:46 UTC

Yup. Starfleet's new flagship.

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outandproudboy May 10 2011, 00:22:37 UTC

Enterprise as in...the space ship?

starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:38:22 UTC

You got it.

outandproudboy May 10 2011, 23:27:29 UTC

Then unless the Enterprise turns to be your place of solace, I don't think it's there. Sorry.

New here, I take it?

starshipcommand May 11 2011, 20:57:50 UTC

Place of solace?

'Fraid so.

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audio; stolethename May 10 2011, 04:08:30 UTC

Not here, it won't.

[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:38:49 UTC

So I've gathered.

[voice] stolethename May 11 2011, 07:14:17 UTC

You'll get used to it.

[voice] starshipcommand May 11 2011, 20:50:46 UTC

I hope not.

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