17 ☀ Day; "Accidental" Video ( Knock Out posted this on purpose, and you know it )

[savior_n_black]

[ The portal kicks on to a worm’s eye view of...well, what looks like a parking lot? Yeah, that’s asphalt, and it looks like some sort of super-sized auto body shop. The large bay doors are open, with a certain Decepticon lounging in the little parking lot like he’s at a masseuse.Yes, that’s Knock Out. And Yes, that’s Ichigo with a sponge in hand

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[holeheart]

[WOLF WHISTLE.]

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[savior_n_black]

[ Heard that? Wait...OSHIT! ]

D-DID THAT GET POSTED?!

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[holeheart]

Kyaaahahahaah!! Sure did, sure did! Man, why stop there, aibou? Take it off, take it all off! Heeehehehehee!!!

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[savior_n_black]

SHUT. UP.

[ ENJOY BEING A SMURF SHIRO, BECAUSE OMG DOING AN IMPRESSION OF A BEETROOT OVER HERE. ]

Video;

[savior_n_black]

Oh for-- DID THE WHOLE CITY SEE THIS?!

Video;

[savior_n_black]

That asshole! I knew it, I just knew it...!

[ He's ranting for a bit there. Sorry, back now, Ratchet. ]

I won a bet with him, but I hurt him real bad in the fight. So this was supposed to make us even.

video;

[saeptuose]

[ Oh, Ichigo is shirtless?

Who cares, what's that giant metal thing? :D ] Who's your friend, Ichigo?

video;

[savior_n_black]

He's not my 'friend' he's a HUGE METAL JACKASS THAT'S WHAT!

[ HE HOPES YOU'RE LISTENING, KNOCK OUT. ]

He calls himself 'Knock Out' and he's a mech. But still a giant bastard for this.

[saeptuose]

Then why are you washing him like that? [ Duhhrrr ]

What's a Mech?

[savior_n_black]

[ Points at Knock Out. ]

That's a mech. You know, a big robot? Sort of. Only he says they're alien robots.

[ SO HELPFUL AMIRITE? ]

[elegant_claws]

[He's so disgusted he can't even speak for a few moments- you just get a screen full of his face, upper lip twitching, dentals ground together, eyebrows drawn together so hard they look as if they'll fuse.]

....Letting a fleshing.... wash you....

And here I was, so sure that there must be a glimmer of dignity buried somewhere deep down in that excuse for a processor of yours...

Clearly, I held you in too high of a regard. There does not seem to be any depths to which you wouldn't sink.

[The rant has him panting, claws curled into fists, save for the one pointed at the screen.]

Re: /threadjack!

[elegant_claws]

[Snort]

You can tell by the contempt in my voice, can't you?

Loathe as I am to admit having any responsibility for Knockout, you are correct.

[Video]

[ofnoblemind]

[That...is a giant robot.

Oh, wow, that is a giant robot. Byakuya has never actually...seen one before. Slight boyish wonder incoming!

...And as soon as it arrives, it's gone. Because whatever. It's just a giant robot.]

I see you have found a new occupation, Kurosaki Ichigo.

[Video]

[savior_n_black]

[ Yeah. YEAH. Fanboy just like Ichigo, Byakuya. HYPOCRITE. ]

...It's part of the deal, okay.

[ Said through gritted teeth. fml. ]

[Video]

[ofnoblemind]

[He does no such thing.]

So it is only a one-time occurrence?

Shame, I might have considered you for cleaning the Manor.

[Video]

[savior_n_black]

[ Eyetwitch. ]

It's a one time thing, and like hell I'm gonna be your maid.