Nov 21, 2011 01:36
--fuck are you doing? You leave the banana peels on jumps and sharp corners - places where they're harder to avoid. Only a dumbass would put one there.
[Three guesses what game he's playing right now. Or rather, what game he's teaching Lampent and Prima how to play properly. It's too rainy to take them out and train them, so he's at least going to teach them some tactics, and for creatures without any fingers the N64 controller seemed like the best bet...]
Ghost Lamp, stop wasting your fucking turtle shells. Green Head, don't ram into the NPCs unless you're using a heavy car.
[Normally Agito would be yelling to get his point across, but Akito has made sure by now that he knows - he can't yell at Prima, otherwise he'll get in shit for it.]
After you guys stop sucking at this one we'll try Rainbow Road, got it? Then we'll see if you dumbfucks have learned anything...
[All-in-all, the group of them seem fairly happy. There are some snacks on the floor where Agito and the Ralts sit, Lampent seems content enough hovering near the ground, careful not to go too high and pull the controller out by mistake, and Agito's kitten is curled up on his lap like it's her throne.]
n harmonia: pokemon,
*wanijima akito/agito: air gear