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Nov 24, 2011 00:51

AS IF I DIDN'T NEED TO ACTUALLY SEE HOW DISGUSTING HUMAN CHILDREN ARE ( Read more... )

*karkat vantas: homestuck, yuuta matsukawa: original character

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friendly_leijon November 24 2011, 15:15:27 UTC
:33 < *ac is equally as purrplexed by the recent disapurrances*
:33 < *and by suddenly being younger than she normally is*
:33 < but
:33 < im really not sure what we can do
:33 < if theres no pattern

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onlymyhate November 25 2011, 04:51:32 UTC
WERE YOU THE ONLY ONE OF US WHO GOT DEMOTED TO WRIGGLER STATUS?
UGH I GUESS THAT'S UNIMPORTANT BUT
I DON'T KNOW, THIS PLACE NEEDS TO STOP DOING THINGS AT RANDOM AND START MAKING SOME DAMN SENSE, BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO HOPE FOR AT THIS POINT.

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friendly_leijon November 25 2011, 11:01:03 UTC
:33 < pawssibly yes
:33 < apart from john
:33 < at least if you dont know of any others then yes i was
:33 < but
:33 < if sense isnt working
:33 < maybe we should start thinking of silly ideas

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onlymyhate November 29 2011, 04:00:25 UTC
I WANT TO CALL THAT A STUPID IDEA, BUT THIS PLACE SEEMS TO RUN ON ONLY BATTERIES MADE OF DUMB.
IF YOU PLUGGED SOME LOGIC INTO HERE, I DON'T THINK THE CITY COULD HANDLE IT. IT WOULD EXPLODE, AND WE'D BE FLIPPING AND FLYING THROUGH THE RUBBLE.
SO, SURE. MAYBE "SILLY IDEAS" WOULD ACTUALLY WORK IN THIS PLACE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.

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megid0_maiden November 24 2011, 15:18:15 UTC
you mean you didnt enjoy seeing all of the human wriggers?
i thought some of them were quite sweet

but to answer your questions
im here
and im not sure whats going on
but i will keep looking into this

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onlymyhate November 25 2011, 04:56:59 UTC
WATCHING EVERYONE CRAWLING AROUND AND MAKING EVEN BIGGER IDIOTS OF THEMSELVES THAN THEY WOULD NORMALLY WASN'T ON MY TO-DO LIST FOR LIFE.
I'M GLAD YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO APPARENTLY FIND TOLERABLE ONES? I WANTED TO STOMP MOST OF THEM, PERSONALLY.

AWESOME. IT'S GREAT TO KNOW YOU'RE STILL AROUND.
AND IT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY WILLING TO HELP TRY TO FIGURE OUT THIS MESS. SERIOUSLY, THANKS.

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megid0_maiden November 25 2011, 11:12:21 UTC
im not sure there would have been a wriggler cute enough to stop you from wanting to stomp them

of course
we all have important matters to attend to back in our world
and even though well be returned to the moment we left from when we do leave
im not sure exactly how patient paradox space will be

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onlymyhate November 29 2011, 04:10:36 UTC
OF COURSE.
THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE BLOB COULD COME CRAWLING UP TO ME, ALL BLUBBERING AND DROOLING WHILE LOOKING DISGUSTINGLY BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL AS FUCKING SUNSHINE AND I WOULD HAVE TO RESIST THE URGE TO KICK IT BACK TO ITS LUSUS.

PARADOX SPACE CAN FUCK OFF AND WAIT FOR A WHILE.
OR EVEN BETTER, IT CAN JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE, BUT THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.
EITHER WAY, I'M TRYING NOT TO THINK OF PARADOX SPACE BULLSHIT AND TIME SHENANIGANS RIGHT NOW. I'LL BREAK MY THINK PAN OVER THAT SHIT LATER, I CAN'T HANDLE TRYING TO PIECE TOGETHER THAT ALONG WITH GETTING OUT OF HERE.

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dr34msbl1nd November 24 2011, 16:36:13 UTC
BLUH BLUH BLUH

TOO LONG D1DNT R34D

NO1CURR

H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

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onlymyhate November 25 2011, 05:00:30 UTC
BLUH BLUH BLUH SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'M TRYING TO PICK THINGS BACK UP, OK? GREAT TO HAVE YOUR SUPPORT. I WILL WEAR THAT SHIT LIKE A NOOSE AROUND MY NECK, LEADING ME STRAIGHT DOWN FUCK YOU LANE, WHICH PROBABLY TASTES LIKE BULLSHIT WITH A SIDE OF WOW, THANKS FOR CARING.

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dr34msbl1nd November 26 2011, 00:26:10 UTC
H3H3H3H3H3H3 YOUR3 W3LCOM3 DUMB4SS
WOW DONT G3T YOUR TROLL P4NT13S 4LL TW1ST3D 1NTO KNOTS
OR NO W41T
GO 4H34D
TH3N 1 C4N SHOW 3V3RYON3 3LS3 TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL 4 DOUCH3B4G WH3N TRY1NG TO H3LP
S33 1M B31NG H3LPFUL
P3OPL3 G3T TO NOT BUG TH3 H3LL OUT OF YOU B3C4US3 YOUR3 4N 4SSHOL3

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onlymyhate November 29 2011, 04:13:26 UTC
YEAH, SURE.
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT WE BOTH ARE FULLY AWARE PEOPLE WOULD DECIDE TO BUG ME MORE *BECAUSE* I'M APPARENTLY SUCH A GIANT DOUCHE.
SO NO, TEREZI, THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A THING THAT'S HAPPENING.

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meitori November 24 2011, 16:38:27 UTC
Don't worry. At least some of us just now have a bit of our childhoods expanded. Some of those who were turned had their adult memories.

[Not him. He was annoying and obnoxious.]

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onlymyhate November 25 2011, 05:03:31 UTC
REALLY? WOW, WHAT THE FUCK.
AT LEAST THOSE WHO SOMEHOW DEAGED HAD A VALID EXCUSE FOR LOOKING LIKE MORONS.

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sorry for the wait! meitori November 28 2011, 20:58:40 UTC
What do you mean?
I had an excuse. I was a perfectly well-behaved eight year old.

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no problem! :D onlymyhate November 29 2011, 04:17:03 UTC
AS RECENT SHENANIGANS HAVE PROVEN, HUMAN WRIGGLERS ARE STUPID BY DEFAULT. SO AT LEAST EVERYONE WHO DEAGED COULD JUST SHRUG IT OFF AND SAY "WHATEVER, I WAS YOUNG AND MORE STUPID THAN I AM NOW."
EVERYONE ELSE WHO DEAGED BUT WERE STILL MENTALLY OLDER DON'T HAVE THAT SAME EXCUSE FOR THEIR DUMB.

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softlyglow November 24 2011, 18:11:27 UTC
Some Of The Human Wigglers Were Cute Though I Didnt See Them Past The Network

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Thats A Charming Sentiment As Usual

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onlymyhate November 25 2011, 05:05:49 UTC
THAT SORT OF SURPRISES ME.
I CAN ALMOST SEE YOU GOING TO COLLECT THEM OR SOMETHING.

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GREAT, GLAD YOU APPROVE.
BUT SERIOUSLY, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A LOT LONGER THAN I ORIGINALLY PLANNED. IT'S GETTING REALLY ANNOYING.

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