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What are they doing in bloody Switzerland-
[Owen looks annoyed as he turns away from the mirror and focuses his attention on the PORTAL. This is, incidentally, how he looks most of the time.] All right, anybody care to tell me what's going on here? 'Cos I was expecting a load of virgins and whatnot attending to my every whim, and I haven't seen any yet. Not that I've actually asked anybody or anything, mind, but it's pretty easy to tell, what with the lack of a harem of beautiful scantily-clad women draping themselves over me and all.
Also, sorry, I only wear masks if the occasion involves ridiculous amounts of booze and topless women chucking beads at me. Otherwise, they're just kind of...fruity, I suppose. Well, more like really fruity. I think I'll preserve the few remaining shreds of my masculinity instead.
[Owen looks annoyed as he turns away from the mirror and focuses his attention on the PORTAL. This is, incidentally, how he looks most of the time.] All right, anybody care to tell me what's going on here? 'Cos I was expecting a load of virgins and whatnot attending to my every whim, and I haven't seen any yet. Not that I've actually asked anybody or anything, mind, but it's pretty easy to tell, what with the lack of a harem of beautiful scantily-clad women draping themselves over me and all.
Also, sorry, I only wear masks if the occasion involves ridiculous amounts of booze and topless women chucking beads at me. Otherwise, they're just kind of...fruity, I suppose. Well, more like really fruity. I think I'll preserve the few remaining shreds of my masculinity instead.