Titel: The Iridescent Stranger
Ratin: safe
pairin: Hiro/taip
waning: nuthin
my beta sayd sh has headach an cant handl dis rit now. my otter bet dun spik enrish so god so dun be a poopy head be nic leav goodreviw tnx
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Hiro strode along the path, making for Wanton Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Marvallous Rolla skat, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ass.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his excellent hair just in time to face the excuisite man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck huskily, and Hiro barely raised his hair to meet the attack. They fought long and roughly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Hiro found himself forced to one knee, the man's hair pressed to his agnifient nipple. "I am Taipi of Wanton Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Marvallous Rolla skat. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a horse."
But Hiro had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his hair with a twist, overpowered Taipi and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Hiro said, looking down upon him.
Taipi's hair shimmered like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. "I have underestimated you, Hiro. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Hiro's desire was enflamed. His nipple throbbed and all his thoughts were to bite Taipi like a monkey. Hiro caressed Taipi's incandescent hair and he responded. They came together slowly, and their joining was as picturesque as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet skirt!" Hiro groaned and bit Taipi as quickly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Hiro said. "That's where I put the Marvallous Rolla skat for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed gratifiingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their alluring love. "We will stay together forever," Taipi said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ass never got the Marvallous Rolla skat and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.