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Mike: i am on a quest. to meet the president. but i have no idea where to start looking. hrm... i guess id better start looking
---- mike walks down the street and passes a park running into a homeless man.
:hey there sonny! whatcha lookin for?
mike: bush.
homeless man: oh i saw one over there [points next to the swings]
mike goes over and looks and sees:
mike thanks the man and continues on his way.]
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next he goes to the neighborhood market where he asks a checker where he can find bush
:Bush is on third aisle on the left.
so mike goes to aisle three and what does he find?:
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mike leaves the store and continues his search. he walks into an antique shop and finds an old lady...or so he thinks its an old lady and asks her if she has seen bush.
yes young man....we have one that we just got in last week. [she hands him a box and when he opens it he finds]:
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frustrated mike gives up and goes home. when he gets there his great aunt edna tells him he got a phone call
: the president called while you were away dear. a george something. just thought id let you know. i dont know what he wanted, and i figured that it would be a waste of your time, so i gave him some bogus cell phone number. imagine what he'll think when his phone bill comes back with a call to the middle of antartica!!