WHAT I LEARNED IN MARCHING BAND!!!!: -Don't be afraid to use your hips.
Reply with a name and i will: 1. random saying (not to you but it might be) 2. what color you remind me of 3. what animal " " " " 4. how many times i have said the word whore to you 5. ask if you will put this in your live journal
Mom talking about why she took an online class instead of an in-class class: "I thought I took an online class so I wouldn't have to come in the school. I have to do an oral freaking presin-god-damn-tation!"
My mom is getting so good at putting cuss words in any place where they may not even be needed at.