If Eddie Izzard were English ...

[iluvsheep]

I like my tea like I like my women ... sweet and with two lumps the size of our fair nation.

Comments

[dclayh]

Sorry, but no women/hot beverage joke will ever top this one. Not to mention that "sweet" and "with two lumps" are redundant when speaking of tea...

[zwilichkl]

Personally, I prefer "hot and... in a styrofoam cup"

[hmdavid83]

A couple of years ago a telemarketer asked my mother "how do you like your cream cheese" and she immediately responded "low fat and whipped, like my men."