Lovers: Oui ou Non?
K, so I strike the ones I don't like, leave alone the ones about whom I am ambivalent, italicize the ones I'd maybe fuck if I were very drunk, and bold the ones I'd jump on in the street.
1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Keith Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery (only the James Bond era one)
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale (Only if he wore the batsuit ^..^)
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis (only if he promised to say "Yippe-Ka-Yay, Motherfucker")
50. Bob Thornton (because it would sort-of be like being with Angelina)
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal (I'd rather watch him and Heath)
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves (Shut up. He's hot, even if he can't act.)
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth (Comne on, he was the Chris Columbus' second pick for Snape. Durrrr.)
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law (Honestly, who wouldn't?)
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe (ewewewewewewew)
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp (so cliche`)
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller (As JohnnyGirl said, he is really really rediculously good-looking)
78. Owen Wilson (omfgnose)
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix (You beat Cillian? You get no nookie.)
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson (after the South Park episode, he has no sex appeal)
86. Jason Isaacs (Luscious, er, Lucius.)
87. Alan Rickman (yesyesyeysyeysyeysyyeysyeysyyes!)
88. Kevin Costner (if he quoted Hamlet at me, then yes)
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich (Yes, because then I'd know that there was a bit of a fantastic actor in me ::boo::)
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban ("You raise me up"? Come on, worst pickup line ever.)
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler (omg! I almost forgot about his sexualfulness!)
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy (you fucking morons . . .)
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino (If I were really really drunk)
125. Jim Caviezel (I can't have sex with Jesus. That's fucked up.)
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong (he has my birthday. That means we're destined to be bedmates, or somethng like that . . .)
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young
152. Francis Capra
153. Ryan Hansen
154. Robert Pattinson
155. Adrien Brody (I'll forgive him for King Kong if he'll just let me look at his nose for like 1239029340234 hours)
156. Trent Reznor (Oh. God. After watching the video for "Closer", I can now see from the side of sadists.)
Your turn. Add one at the end.