Even if the World All Goes to Pot, There's Always a Nice Opening for Forgers

[ilysia_039]

Lately I've been thinking that my parents perhaps raised me in the wrong way. Though, to be fair, I can hardly blame it on them. It's not their fault I've turned out the way I have. I could blame the culture or the media or the Man, but why bother? I prefer to call it a phenomenon of strange and wondrous proportions

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[philia_fan]

I'm a pretty good forger myself. At my old job I often had to sign letters for the President of the organization or the Chairman of the Board (with their permission), and I got really good at both of their signatures. My boss couldn't tell my version of his signature from his own. He'd look at papers and say, "Did I sign these?"

Of course, I only used my powers for goodness and niceness, never for evil and rottenness.

[ilysia_039]

That's pretty amazing that he was unable to tell your version of his signature from the real thing. I'm glad you choose to use your abilities for good.

My forging ability isn't quite at the level where the world will have to worry about what I choose to do with it, but I'm hoping to get there soon.

[pigrescuer]

Do you actually want to join the Mafia?

Because, really, I'd recommend the Italian Mafia. Sicily is much prettier than New York.

I'm a pretty good forger too. I can do my parentss and most of my teachers'. :D

[ilysia_039]

Now, see, that's what I said. And obviously, I'd rather go with the original. It's just that I have no money, and hitch-hiking to Italy is a lot harder than hitch-hiking to New York.

[darkiknowwell]

Oh how I wish I'd been out there for that conversation.

Have fun this week! :)

[tremainelesu]

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