Completely Serious 'Lita is Completely Serious

[im2sexy4mysnark]

Well.

I've decided to join a nunnery to become closer to my faith. Alas and alack, it must be done, for it's Fate.

ETA: And I bring you an important edit.

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[aureliaofarista]

Everything is so confusing lately.

[im2sexy4mysnark]

How so, dears? What do I need to clarify~?

[aureliaofarista]

That doesn't make any sense, ma'am. We weren't aware you belonged to a faith that had nunneries. Much less qualified for them.

[im2sexy4mysnark]

I never told you? I could've sworn everybody knew about it! And now's the time I have to join said nunneries. Which means no more alcohol, no more rampant sex.

I even must start dressing in conservative robes, too.

*somehow. Somehow, she manages a straight face throughout this.*

[mark_i_am]

This little hobbit is not convinced!

[im2sexy4mysnark]

And how are you not convinced? It's something that I must do.

[mark_i_am]

You could not bear to leave me! I'm your favorite co-worker, I know it to be true.

[im2sexy4mysnark]

Alas, dear Mark, I must do this. It has to happen, and I am afraid the circle of sex life must continue without me.

*Snrrrk*

[hollowmanjake]

...you're fuckin' with me, right?

[im2sexy4mysnark]

Nuns aren't supposed to do that, dear~

[hollowmanjake]

Depends on the religion!

...I still think you're fuckin' with me.

[im2sexy4mysnark]

No lies leave this keyboard, sweet. What I give is the honest truth!

...

For a given value of honest.

[aliveonlyinwar]

Get Thee to a Nunnery? More likely then you joining a convent.

[im2sexy4mysnark]

Indeed. See? You get it! Everyone else is so confused and I don't quite get why.

[aliveonlyinwar]

Probably fell asleep in their English class, or they predate the Bard by a few centuries.

[aureliaofarista]

We have bards, sir. That doesn't make any of this make sense.