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Jan 01, 2009 19:08

This is a funny computer, is it a cell phone? Can it get internet? I hope it's a satellite phone because if it's just some normal phone it's not going to work half as well.

Let's see here... no... grr what the- grr WORK! WORK DAMMIT!

[The sound of the comm device hitting the ground loudly can be heard, it's shortly followed by the sound of someone ( Read more... )

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quirky_sitar January 2 2009, 04:01:46 UTC
Sea-Land? Is that like Sea-World?

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im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 04:05:21 UTC
No! SeaWorld is like an amusement park in Florida, Sealand is a country!

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quirky_sitar January 2 2009, 04:17:10 UTC
Cool, you're a country like Prussia? Do you really have a sea?

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im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 04:20:16 UTC
Prussia? Don't compare me to that loser! Of course I have a sea! I have sea all around my house! Even if I can't live there right now.

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secrethistorian January 2 2009, 04:28:18 UTC
..Haa? Sealand?

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im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 04:31:02 UTC
Yes, Sealand! Have you heard of me?

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secrethistorian January 2 2009, 04:35:42 UTC
I'm afraid I haven't, but you can tell me about you all you'd like!

But Sealand is really your name?

[ Lavi's not understanding the personification of countries. He hasn't met Prussia either XD aside from chewing him out about books.. ]

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im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 04:38:54 UTC
Well, I am still small and trying to get the UN to understand I'm a country just as much as all the others.

You can call me Peter if you like. It's my personal name.

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piskiestix January 2 2009, 04:30:19 UTC
Letting people into your borders? Kid, you better rephrase that.

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im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 04:31:31 UTC
What? What's wrong with that?

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piskiestix January 2 2009, 04:42:31 UTC
It sounds kind of - How old are you kid?

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im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 04:47:11 UTC
That's a complicated question, in one sense 42, in another 12, and in another possibly 67.

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[voice] eviltriumphs January 2 2009, 07:32:49 UTC
...Glorious nation of Sealand, eh? And unlike that rebellious little tart, Prussia, you can actually speak human language! Although you have pretty low rates for entry... eh, cheap land is still good.

So. Sealand.

Are you going to come quietly, or will I have to conquer you by force?

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[voice]1/2 im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 07:38:04 UTC
Of course I speak English.

My rates aren't low! Imagine you, the entire world paying that, that's a lot of money!

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[voice] im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 07:41:27 UTC
You must be joking. You can't conquer me!

If you really want to be my ruling person, you have to pay me 4,000,000,000€ If Iceland could sell for that I can too.

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[voice] eviltriumphs January 2 2009, 07:44:13 UTC
OF COURSE I CAN! If I can conquer Prussia, you'll be a piece of of cake!

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[Text] 2cool4europe January 2 2009, 09:45:33 UTC
.... That accent sounds familiar.

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[Text] im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 09:48:00 UTC
What do you mean familiar? Do I know you?

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[Text] 2cool4europe January 2 2009, 09:51:55 UTC
And those eyebrows...

Are you, like.... Some younger England or something?

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[Text] im_a_country_2 January 2 2009, 09:53:29 UTC
What do you have against my eyebrows!?

No! I am not! I'm my own country! Forget England. Even if I have to stay at his house for a while.

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