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[im_a_country_2]

DENMARK IS A STUPID JERKFACE JUST LIKE ENGLAND!

[And some time later, as an add on after a few conversations with misunderstandings.]

ENGLAND!!! ENGLAND! ENGLAND! DENMARK CAN'T TAKE YOU AWAY!!!!!

Comments

[brbmodernizing]

I do not believe that is a fair thing to announce publicly.

[im_a_country_2]

It's perfectly fair! If he's going to just cut me off I'll say whatever I like.

[brbmodernizing]

Please express it more mildly.

[im_a_country_2]

But I'm mad.

[notyourpage]

Yeah, he usually is a jerk.

[im_a_country_2]

But he was a jerk to me! That makes it different.

[notyourpage]

Then punch him in the face.

[im_a_country_2]

What!? He's bigger than me.

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[rules_the_north]

What happened?

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[im_a_country_2]

He's cutting ties with me!

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[rules_the_north]

Better than annexing you.

[He's past the "protecting other people's feelings" now and welcomes Denmark cutting ties with his friends.]

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[im_a_country_2]

He can't annex me.

[fail_assassin]

Hey! That's not very nice!

[im_a_country_2]

Well he's not being nice to me!

[fail_assassin]

Haven't you ever heard the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right" before?

There is no reason for two people to be treating each other badly. Not when there is a way to work out the differences, and help each other get along.

You should act more grown up, and show them that you don't have to be mean in the same way.

[im_a_country_2]

How do you work something out when someone says to you can't be friends because of who bought you into their family?

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[likeaniceberg]

About time you realized that.

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[im_a_country_2]

He wasn't like this before him and Sweden started fighting like idiots.

Is that you Iceland!?

[text] ignore the strikes. it wasn't there.

[likeaniceberg]

He was always a jerk, fighting with Sweden or not. Why did they fight, anyway?

Yes. I'd just arrived yesterday.

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[im_a_country_2]

I have no idea, they don't like to share the apartment I guess. It's all just stupid. And now it looks like Denmark is going to take England away.

Oh! I should show you the ropes of this place, give you a tour and explain things. I've been here a while, two times in fact! It's the job of the veteran to guide the novice after all.